Greetings, Zelda fans! We’re back with another exciting edition of the ZD Caption Contest! Over the weekend, the Zelda Dungeon writing staff came together to present Hylian House Hunters, a feature full of real estate pitches for the worst locations in the Zelda series. There were a lot of really clever and hilarious pitches in the article, so I definitely recommend you check it out. And in honor of Hylian House Hunters, this week’s contest image is inspired by my own real estate pitch.

Our Last Contest:

Our last contest was inspired by my recent shark article.

By: Multificionado

By: Molly O’Kami

Here are our non-photo caption winners:

  • K2L: “And yet my brother is still chewing bears in Banjo-Kazooie”
  • IceRod: “Now people can complain about the Water Dungeon even more!”
  • Dylan: Sharky: “Hey Man, how was I suppose to know you can’t eat Zora?”
  • DapperDemon: “My client is innocent. Is there something illegal about being a lone shark?”
    From the moment Finn McGil heard those words, he knew he’d regret not shelling out for a better lawyer every day of his 5 year sentence for monetary fraud.
  • Matt Pederberg: “This wasn’t what I had in mind when you asked if I wanted to hit up some Sushi Bars…”

This Week’s Contest:

They locked him up and threw away the key.

Here are the guidelines:

  • Please refrain from using offensive material (racial, sexual, overuse of offensive language, etc.) We want to make the contest fun and accessible for fans of all ages. When in doubt, keep it Nintendo.
  • If you don’t have the ability to edit the image, just leave it as a comment. We make sure to have a separate list of winners for this category.
  • Photo editing and manipulation (i.e. Photoshop) is allowed, but these entries will be part of a separate list of winners for this category.
  • Everyone is entitled to their own opinion at Zelda Dungeon. In fact, we encourage discussion based on those opinions. However, please do not insult other fans’ work. What may be funny to one person may not hold true for another… and that’s OK.
  • Have fun and be creative!

Don’t forget to check back throughout the week and upvote your favorites, and, who knows?  Maybe you will be one of next week’s winners.

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