Caption Contest 013: “There is a 97% chance that I will destroy you.”

Posted on April 13 2015 by James Evans

It’s “baker’s dozen” week for the caption contest!

Last week, I asked you to caption an image of our favorite wannabe fairy in Hyrule Warriors. As always, we did get some great responses from those that participated, but our numbers have dropped yet again, sadly. Regardless, as long as some of you are having fun with this, I’m going to keep doing it. So, I couldn’t find anything “baker” related to feature as this week’s image. But that’s okay, because I’m featuring a character that I dislike almost as much as my own sense of humor, Fi. I really do not like her, but there was just something about this screenshot that I thoroughly enjoyed. Maybe it’s because she isn’t saying anything? And I just realized that I am now, ironically, asking you to make her say something. Well, do your worst ladies and gents…while abiding to the rules of course. You’re not getting away with it that easy. Mwahahaha! Okay, I’m done.

You know how it goes, leave your caption in the comments below and like your favorites to see them on the winners’ page next week. See you there!

Here are the updated rules:

Please refrain from using offensive material (racial, sexual, overuse of offensive language, etc.) We want to make the contest fun and accessible for fans of all ages.
Keep the image as close as possible to it’s original form (minimal photo editing). This is the Caption Contest, our Photoshop Contest is held on Fridays.
If you don’t have the ability to edit the image, just leave it as a comment. We make sure to have a separate list of winners for this category.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion at Zelda Informer. In fact, we encourage discussion based on those opinions. However, please do not insult other fans’ work. What may be funny to one person may not hold true for another…and that’s OK.
Have fun and be creative!

Use the image at the bottom of the page and leave your caption in the comments section below.

If you accidentally post as a guest, simply log in and reply to your comment with your username. If you post your caption as an image and it doesn’t load, wait 5-10 minutes and check back, it usually just takes a few minutes to load properly. Don’t forget to check back throughout the week and upvote your favorites and maybe you will be one of next week’s winners!