UGO’s Best Weapons of All Time

And the boomerang was almost always there, able to be fired, not only to take out enemies, but to collect the items that those Tektites and Leevers leave behind! Don’t try to think about the physics here, because you’ll wake up next week with a splitting headache. The Boomerang even gets an upgrade part way into the game, letting you unleash that bad boy all the way across the screen.

Said UGO.com, who included Link’s backup weapon of choice in a list of the greatest weapons to be found in all of the video game world. The Master Sword declined to comment at the time of this press release.