The Funniest Zelda Article Ever?

Unfortunately, no, it’s not written by me. This does happen to be one of the funniest Zelda articles that I’ve ever read though. Forget what it’s about, because that’s really not important. The article is called ‘Why the Zelda: Skyward Sword Reveal Was at Least a Tad Disappointing, in as Few Words as Possible, Ironically Unlike This Title’ and is by Evan Hembacher from Crispy Gamer. I don’t really have anything to say for the article, as it speaks for itself. Just check out the quotes below and if that doesn’t get you excited, this article isn’t for you

“If the Hylian wunderkind [Link] strolled down my street right now, I’d let him ride on my back and call me Epona.”

”“Now the inventory screen feels like a real live pocket!” I’m sure the inventory will be just dandy, but the last time I got excited about my pocket was when someone else’s hand was in it. Now that would be groundbreaking gameplay.”

“I’m gonna find the @$$hole who designed this game and kick the living- oh, right.”