As it turns out, 8 is the number of E3s one has to experience in order to render a prediction of this year’s event passable enough for a site like Gaming Target. Too bad predictions work best when either 1) ambiguous, or 2) actually founded in something. They can also be funny when the outcome is something at least mildly entertaining—too bad that’s not the case here. Oh, word? The new Zelda is gonna be, like, like a Star Wars lightsaber game? Seventeen days.