Zelda and Peach Have a Heart to Heart About Being Kidnapped

So finally we know the truth: Girls DO like the bad boys. It all finally make sense, these two get kidnapped because they “want” to get kidnapped. It also helps that Bowser and Ganondorf are, essentially, bad ass by nature. Peach… how could you do that to Mario in the first game? Whatever, I’m off to couple’s yoga.