In the latest blockbuster acquisition from renowned businessman Elon Musk, who has had such previous successes as the destruction of Twitter and production of self-driving cars that explode without warning and can’t merge, comes arguably his biggest triumph yet: the acquisition of Hyrule Castle. “Well, Elon’s offer was generous, so that was one factor in deciding to sell,” said King Rhoam in an official press release. “In fact, the offer was about quadruple the market value of the Castle, so…