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Things in Zelda That Seem Normal but Would Be Weird if You Saw It in Real Life.

Apr 5, 2012
Well Malon too... :p
like the bridge scene where Saria says goodbye to Link, he leaves without saying goodbye, takes her Ocarina, and awkwardly runs from her. Llike what? THEY'RE LIKE BESTFRIENDS. :'(


Zora Warrior
Nov 3, 2009
Termina Bay
A pair of boots that are only heavy when you wear them.
A giant fish with wings that traps you in its dreams.
A a people group that consists completely of women.
Fish that can paint strangely accurate maps.
Mar 20, 2012
Clock Town, Termina
watching a boy in a boat get consumed in a tornado controlled by a little red frog spirit and flying away. Watching someone hold their mail, floating above their head in triumphant poses. cucco attacks. when you start talking to someone, suddenly a blue spirit pops out from behind them and starts to explain to its master everything about you that he ought to know. Listening to the sound of the random kid break all your pots in the family room at 2 in the morning. Jumping into random peoples' houses and sleeping in their beds in the middle of the day to make it night without any permission. Getting attacked by vampire kitties.


A v ^ A v ^
Nov 10, 2011
Wisconsin, United States
A 30-something, semi-overweight, red-nosed man dressed in tight green spandex proclaiming to anyone who will listen that he is a fairy. An octopus spitting rocks at passerby. People using chickens to fly. People beating chickens with swords and other various weaponry. An imp riding through town on a wolf with ear piercings. People jumping off high ledges thinking birds will catch them. Old men and women hiding out in caves. A semi-naked ghost-man dancing on top of a mushroom shaped rock in the dead of night. A little girl who lives all by herself with a bunch of glittery bugs. An owl that stalks people. Having a family member get carried away by a gigantic bird. Falling through a seemingly endless pit full of dangerous creatures and half-naked fairies. Hands coming out of toilets. Cats that fly by flapping their ears. Catching (blue)birds with bug nets. Eating bee larva. Unlocking a door by activating switches in the proper order or by killing something. Collecting hearts to restore life. Buying strange potions from hags and witches. Carnival games such as: trying to hit a target with a bomb (while avoiding killing a chicken), being shot out of a cannon to land on a wheel of fortune sort of platform, trying to bomb targets while standing on a spinning platform with a couple making out in the center.
Dec 22, 2011
Rolling into trees,

Diving into the Clouds,

Repeatedly slashing a cucu until you control it,

shooting out of a cannon,

Traveling through time....

The list can just keep going!

En Dabuwya

A small boy able to carry a sword, a shield, 50 arrows, 40 bombs, 500 gems, a book, an ocarina, a bow, 50 bombchus, a hookshot, a massive fairy sword, 6 fairly sized bottles, not to mention all the other quest items and the many masks. I mean seriously, who is giving this kid tardis technology?
Apr 11, 2012
All construction men running as if they are all gay. That would NOT be normal. Especially if they all had poofy hair with mustaches. And wore pink and blue.
Dec 29, 2011
Breaking pots inside people's homes in front of them, sleeping in people's beds with them there or next to you, carrying a bunch of stuff on you and act like they're all hidden away in whoever knows where in your pouch -

There's so many, but that's the beauty of videogames. It's funny how we do a lot of things in games that really would not make sense in the real world.

Oh, and attack Cuccos and having a horde suddenly come after you and attack you while you can't even kill them with your sword.
Dec 22, 2011
People hiding small change in pots all the time and not usually minding if Link steals it... hearts hiding under rocks... GIANT GOLD SPIDERS... the list is pretty endless.


Twilit wildcat: Aerofelis
Money coming out of grass. If that happened in real life I'd be mowing the lawn all the time...

The running roll TP and SS Link can do. I've tried it and its pretty much impossible.

Being able to carry tons of heavy items, and still be blown away by a strong gust of air unless you're wearing the iron boots.

Walking upside down on a magnet ceiling(Goron Mines).

Falling off cliffs/into lava/whatever and magically reappearing where you fell off of.

Digging underground using gloves with sharp claws on them and not suffocating from lack of air or the ground caving in.

Being able to breathe underwater because you're wearing a wetsuit.

Earrings protecting you from high temperatures.

Jumping off a cliff and grabbing a ledge and climbing up. Might be possible...but probably extremely hard to pull off.

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