Corrupt a wish!

[zora warrior]

Granted, but the spoon is huge and magically turns into a catapult which flings you high up in the air and then the fall kills you.

I wish for...something.

 

[Magatha]

Granted. You get... ...A PAPERCUT!
I wish I had magic powers.

 

[Godkarmachine]

Granted, but that magic is so mysterious that you became crazy before you even knew what it does and get a lifetime in a madhouse

I wish to.............. explode xD

 

[Pen]

Right, Granted!!
Though, due to that you will die!!

I wish I was just like Link!!

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but while youre playing Four Swords link comes out of the game and kills you.

I wish for a harmless pet starfish that couldn't be harmed and could not harm anything else.

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, but the starfish comes to you through an inter-dimensional wormhole which brings all kinds of nasty things with it along with the starfish.

I wish for my own private theme park.

 

[Stallord]

Granted, hope you enjoy riding really slow machines!

I wish Nintendo would make a new SSB that is superb, and I can get a copy of it that isn't illegal.

 

[MrLuigi]

Granted, but Sakurai gets cancer and dies, leaving that game as his last Smash. Smash Bros. dies at as a franchise and is never heard of again, all the last copies of the last Smash Bros. game catch fire, making everyone who had one burn until they die or receive assistance, unless the help dies too.

I wish that I was that I was Michael Jackson's long-lost son.

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but he's dead; it makes no difference.

I wish for epicness.

 

[Linknmike]

Granted. You get smashed by a gigantic boulder. Epically.

I wish that I knew everything in the universe and could understand it all and it would not affect me in any way.

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, it affects the universe instead of you, destroying it.

I wish I had magic stain remover, which could remove any stain without ruining the clothes.

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but it makes the clothes so awesome that they explode.

I wish for Goldeneye 007 Wii.

 

[TheTruth]

It comes but u die, like ur father did.

 

[Linknmike]

No wish, so I assume you want to be small enough to get stepped on by a minish.

I wish I had The Minish Cap.

 

[Godkarmachine]

Granted, but the minish cap doesn't fit you, sadness overpowers you and you kill yourself
And if you were talking about the game, then it was a game with a bomb on it so it blows everything in a 500 mile radius

I wish that a drop of harmless, pure water gently fell over me