Weapon Replacements (joke Thread)

[ZoraDeadpool]

ok so i thought it would funny to make a thread where you can take a list of weapons from ANY zelda game and swap them and it doesn't hav to be just items either, anything you can use in a Zela game in general with weapons or items and abilities from another weapon from another game, anime, movie, other forms of media, all that, and they could be obscure or serious, here i'll give an example with my list

Kokori sword - a tazor
bomb - Bob-omb
Master Sword - lead pipe
bow and arrow - throwing knives
hookshot - Spiderman's web powers
zora tunik - big daddy armor from Bioshock
Epona - Yoshi
Deku mask - Captain Falcon's helmit
bombchu - blue shell

 

[Elvenknight]

How 'bout you use kittens in the slingshot? The enemy will get a face-full of claws!

 

[insanity76]

Replace the hookshot with MK Scorpion's spear attack. That'd be great hearing Link yell "GET OVER HERE!"

 

[Michael Heide]

Replace Epona with the Batmobile, and you might have the best video game in history.

 

[pokemonclub]

fling poo in the slingshot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Elvenknight]

How about replacing the Powder Keg with a nuclear warhead? Or the Ball-and-Chain with the Deaath Star? Go BOOOOOM!!!!! Bye-bye, Ganon/dorf!

 

[MrLuigi]

Replace the Master Sword with Chuck Norris' beard.

 

[ZoraDeadpool]

arrows - metal blades from Megama 2

 

[Sonicbowling]

Replace the bow and arrow the Kings dinner blaster and ship.

And how about replacing the kokiri sword with a ninja that dances to "Harder Better Faster Stronger" non stop.

 

[i-am-link]

Replace the Master Sword with Chuck Norris' beard.

NO. There would be too much pwnage. There would also be too much Awesome. Which is impossible.

Anyway, replace Ganondorf with a pillow. "DIE, PILLOWDORF, DIE!!!!!"

 

[JamesBond007]

Kokiri Sword - Butter Knife
Master Sword - Sword of Kings
Biggoron Sword - Katana
Bombchu - Running Bomb
Bombling - Sprinting Bomb
Quake Medallion - PK Ground
Bombos Medallion - PK Rockin'
Ether Medallion - PK Freeze (to all enemies)
Ice Arrow - PK Freeze (to one enemy)
Light Arrow - PK Thunder
Silver Arrow - PK Flash
Fire Arrow - PK Fire (to one enemy)
Din's Fire - PK Fire (to all enemies)
Farore's Wind - Bread and Crumbs

 

[Shadsie]

Master Sword - Rubber chicken.
Megaton Hammer - Toy plastic squeaky-hammer.
Bombs - Sparklers.
Gale Boomerang - Actual bird (pidgeon) that will simply fly away when thrown.
Hookshot - A can of Silly-String.
Din's Fire - A can of gasoline and a match.
Faore's Wind - A burrito (causes "wind" later)
Nayru's Love - A life insurance policy document. (Hey, it's a protective spell).
Navi - A light-bulb with a moth stuck to it.

 

[majora1991]

No replacement. Just give him the "Kenny G". :xd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3snyXTNmFm8&feature=player_embedded#at=27

 

[insanity76]

Replace the Stone Mask with Cartman's "powers of invisibility."

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103846/powers-of-invisibility

 

[Mr.Verto]

LOL this is funny...

Grappling Hook- A string and paper clip (thanks SpongeBob)
Goron Mask- Chuck Norris Mask
Boomerang- Aang from Avatar the flies and explodes...lol
Biggoron Sword- Big Freakin' Knife
Naryus Love- A life insurance....
Dins Fire - A flamethrower
Bombuchu- Little cute kitty with a bomb attached on its back :cat:
Bottle- Coca Cola
Zora's Electricity- Electrifier

Thats it...