Take The Cookie!

[Moonstone]

I approach you with Tom Nook. "Well... let's see... it still seems you owe me 1000 bells, Akuhime-sama. I can just take this cookie instead." Tom Nook takes your cookie, which he hands to me. With a snarl, he says "Consider my debt repaid." And he walks off in a huff. I have the cookie.

 

[Woyogoyo]

I lure you into a trap using Nutella and take the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!!!!

 

[Akuhime-sama]

I summon a dragon to force itself upon you, and while you're busy with that, I run off with the cookie. 3
I HAVE THE COOKIE

 

[Siniru]

I throw Timcanpy in Aku's face and steal the cookie.

I HAZ THE COOKIE!

 

[Woyogoyo]

I grab a waddle dee from Patchland and hit you with it. I HAVE THE COOKIE!!!

 

[Triforces]

I have my creeper friend explode you into smithereens and then I take the cookie, but my creeper friend wanted it more, so he snatched it away from me.

 

[Woyogoyo]

I kill your creeper friend and take the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!!!

 

[Ninja YoungLink]

I give you a fake cookie that explodes in exchange for the cookie.
I HAZ TEH CUOKEZ

 

[Woyogoyo]

The misspell fairy kills you and gives the cookie to me. I HAVE THE COOKIE!!!

 

[Akuhime-sama]

The anti-woyo fairy returns to aid me in my quest.
She steals back the cookie for me. I HAVE THE COOKIE

 

[Woyogoyo]

I kill the anti-Woyo fairy and take the cookie from you. I HAVE THE COOKIE!!!

 

[Justac00lguy]

I get :ghirahim: to attack you! Now I HAVE THE COOKIE!!!