Take The Cookie!

[TriFiERCE]

I put on the Kirby mask and transform into Kirby Link, I suck you in, along with the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE! I'll let you out if you join my team.

 

[Woyogoyo]

I cut a hole through your chest, hop out, grab the cookie, and run away. I HAVE THE COOKIE!!!!!!

 

[Akuhime-sama]

I use Bonkers as a partner ans he bonks you on the head with his hammer. I steal the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[pkfroce]

Look a distraction! *You proceed to look.* I take the cookie out of your hands, and shove it up Vallo's butt. In his rage, he flies around killing everything in sight except me because I am the true... MASTER hAND THAT CONTROLS EVERYTHING! I then tell Valoo to let nature take its course. I wait there and let the pooped out cookie plop into my hands. I proceed to beat you over the head with a stick as Lucas from brawl, to ensure that you are dead. I take you up to death mountain and once again shove you off..... I HAS TEH C00KI3

 

[Woyogoyo]

I come back to life, hit you with a big stick, and take the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!!!!

 

[Akuhime-sama]

I whack you with my sword for putting too many "u" words in Julius Game Zelda, then I steal the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[Woyogoyo]

I hit U with a big stick and steal the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!!!

 

[Akuhime-sama]

I hit you with a Waddle Dee and pry the cookie from your hands, then I vanish! I HAVE THE COOKIE

 

[Norm]

I convince Chimneyswift11's entire army of YouTube subscribers to hunt you to the ends of the earth, retrieve the cookie, and bring it to me. I DON'T HAVE THE COOKIE YOT, BUT IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF--WAIT, THERE IT IS!

 

[Woyogoyo]

I mug the guy with the cookie and steal it. I HAVE THE COOKIE!!!

 

[Norm]

I use the passive rivalry on the Forum Games section between me and Woyo to my advantage somehow. I have the cookie.

 

[Woyogoyo]

I hit you with a big rock and take the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!!!

 

[Norm]

I hit you with a bigger rock and take the cookie. I HAV TEH KOOCI!

 

[Woyogoyo]

The misspell fairy kills you for misspelling cookie, and gives the cookie to me. I HAVE THE COOKIE!!!

 

[Akuhime-sama]

The anti-woyo fairy hits you on the head and hands the cookie to me. I HAVE THE COOKIE