Take The Cookie!

[penguinboy82]

So, this is Take the Cookie. It is a little like King of The Hill, but you can be just a tad more creative. Like in King of The Hill, you are trying to claim something. The world is in peril, and everyone wants the last cookie. You must do whatever you can to get it. When you have it, proclaim for the world to hear "I have the cookie!"

I will start.

I have reached into an intergalactic wormhole and found the last cookie in the universe. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

Just to clear things up, the cookie is poisonous, but still highly desired because no one has the time to eat it and find out. It's always getting stolen away.

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

I shoot you with a Light Arrow and you drop the cookie. I run over and get it. I HAS TEH COOKIE!! D

 

[Cabbage]

I creep up behind you and drop a cinderblock on your head. I pry the cookie out of your unconcious hands. I has da cookie.

 

[MikauIncarnate]

I hide from the mob of people that are rushing towards you to get the cookie. The cookie is flying back and forth between hands on top of the mob. I sneak up and grab it. I have the cookie... which I then eat.

 

[Cabbage]

... I dun think you're supposed to eat da cookie...
How bout' deres anoder cookie? K, I take dat cookie. I has da cookie.

 

[penguinboy82]

yeah, you NEVER eat the cookie. It is poisonous until further notice.

I get a harpoon and shoot your elbow. It was a dull arrow, so your hand just flies forward like it's on a hinge and throws me the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

I think up an evil plot that involves distracting you with a kitten and I sneak up and steal the cookie. I CLAIM THE COOKIE!!!!

 

[MikauIncarnate]

(If it's poisonous, why does everybody want it so badly?) I call up Midna to teleport you to the twilight realm. I have the poisonous-but-for-some-reason-still-highly-desired cookie.

 

[Cabbage]

I get a bow and arrows and shoot the cookie. I retreive the arrow with the cookie. I now have the cookie.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I distract you with rubber cookies. I take the cookie.

 

[Cabbage]

How dare you!
I whack you on the head with an alumninum baseball bat. I grab the cookie.

 

[Dr3W21]

I pull out a Clawshot and shoot a nearby cookie, the explody crumbs hit you in the eye, you drop the cookie, and I snatch it.

 

[Cabbage]

I strangle you. I get the cookie.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

ゼルダ
ゲーム
さ
素晴らしい
(This says "Zelda games are awesome in Japanese)
While you're busy translating that I steal the cookie.

 

[Dr3W21]

I hate Google Translate, so I never translated it, and you never got the cookie in the first place.
While you sit there confused, I take the cookie from Cabbage. OWNAGE