Take The Cookie!

[Woyogoyo]

I trap the ati- Woyo fairy in a bottle and take the cookie. I HAVE LE COOKIE!!!!!

 

[Akuhime-sama]

The anti-Woyo fairy uses ancient shadow-magic to fool you into believing she's caught. She sneaks off with the cookie to hand to me. I HAVE THE COOKIE

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

I come out from behind a tree and bait you charismatically with a larger, fresher, fake cookie. When we exchange, i run off maniacally and use my Longshot to reach Death Mountain, quickly chaining shots along boulders with pre-cut indentations the Longshot hook can latch onto. I HAVE THE COOKIE

 

[Woyogoyo]

I hit you with biggoron and take the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!!!

 

[RegalBryant]

Biggoron takes your cookie, but I cut off his hand, nab the cookie, and teleport away. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[Woyogoyo]

I teleport to you, hit you with a wii u, and take the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!!!

 

[RegalBryant]

I snatch the Wii U out of your hand, put the cookie in the disc tray, and start playing Super Smash Bros 4. I HAVE THE COOKIE.

 

[Woyogoyo]

I teleport the cookie out and teleport away. I HAVE THE COOKIE!!!

 

[Akuhime-sama]

I use my brain to warp the cookie to my hands and then disable the teleporting systems, and run away with cookie in hand..... I HAVE THE COOKIE

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

I put on the bunny hood and catch up to you with ease, plucking the cookie lightly from your hands and replacing it with a gold rupee, which is cool (and weird) enough that it slows you for a moment. When I hear you yell "HEY!" and start running faster, I do too and make it to the Temple of Time, where I snatch the Ocarina of Time from Link's hands just before he enters the room where the master Sword sleeps. I play the Serenade of Water.
I HAVE THE COOKIE(and the Ocarina of Time!)

 

[Woyogoyo]

I am waiting for you when you arrive at lake Hylia. I snatch the cookie and take it to Hawaii, where I eat it.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

My long lost cousin who lives in Hawaii uses his superior brain to manifest the cookie's atoms in data-form, putting it on his computer, and emails me the cookie.
I HAVE THE COOKIE.

 

[Siniru]

I then grab you with a giant hand. I squeeze the life juice out of you and swipe the cookie.

I HAZ DA COOKIE!

 

[Woyogoyo]

I hit you with a rock and steal the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!!!

 

[Akuhime-sama]

I hit you with a bear and steal the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE