12:46 PM <Locke> jabu-jabu is a whale.
12:46 PM <Locke> right... "All whales are Levias. Therefore the Wind Fish and Jabun are whales."
12:45 PM <Djinn> didn't jabujabu have a blowhole?
12:45 PM <Wolf Sage> And all dragons are Eldin.
12:45 PM <mandym287> Jabu Jabu has a lot of uvulas...
12:45 PM <Wolf Sage> No, all whales are Levias.
12:45 PM <Locke> though many of Zelda's whales are actually fish
12:45 PM <mandym287> yay
12:45 PM <Wolf Sage> That means that all whales are Levias.
12:44 PM <Locke> well, a whale is probably commonly associated with "guardian"
12:44 PM <mandym287> No. ALL THE WHALES ARE THE SAME ENTITY.
12:44 PM <Wolf Sage> They are just fanciful names...
12:43 PM <Djinn> there are enough whales to call them a separate tribe/species
12:43 PM <mandym287> nerm
12:42 PM <Locke> THE WIND FISH IN NAME ONLY, FOR IT IS NEITHER.
12:42 PM <Djinn> that one mostly flies by wearing some strange winged carpet on its head
12:41 PM <Locke> was that one to the effect of "It's called a Wind Fish, though it is actually neither."
12:41 PM <Djinn> I guess nintendo likes for good dragons to look like muppets
12:41 PM <Locke> I think my favorite line in Link's Awakening
12:41 PM <Djinn> The three dragons did look very un dragonlike
12:41 PM <Ganondork> brb
12:40 PM <Cuju> LOOOOOL!
12:40 PM <Locke> rather, vice-versa
12:40 PM <Locke>
http://global.hidden-street.net/sites/global.hidden-street.net/files/monsters/monsters326.gif
12:40 PM <mandym287> Lanayru sounded like he was drowning in a vat of goo
12:40 PM <Ganondork> and Levias is totes Waillord from Pokemon
12:40 PM <Djinn> And I keep wondering what is with Nintendo's fascination with talking and flying whales
12:40 PM <Locke> valoo reminds me of...
12:40 PM <mandym287> But not as funny of noises that Lanayru did
12:40 PM <Ganondork> but I'm not fooled; he's totes Levias
12:40 PM <Ganondork> Valoo looks like a fat dragon
12:40 PM <mandym287> Valoo made funny noises
12:39 PM <Djinn> Valoo should have .......not looked so stupid.....
12:39 PM <Ganondork> LOCKE, LET'S STICKY THIS CONVERSATION IN ZELDA THEORY
12:39 PM <Ganondork> and Valoo being able to fly
12:39 PM <Ganondork> the fish is like Levias being a whale
12:39 PM <Ganondork> are the severed parts of Levias
12:38 PM <Djinn> gerudosheikah
12:38 PM <Ganondork> that fat fish and Valoo
12:38 PM <Wolf Sage> Kotake and Koume are Gerudo
12:38 PM <Ganondork> and, and
12:38 PM <Locke> voon!
12:38 PM <Ganondork> guys, I'm a ****ing theorist
12:38 PM <mandym287> DID SEE GANON
12:38 PM <Ganondork> THAT OLD LADY IN THE SEALED TEMPLE WAS A SHEIKAH
12:37 PM <Locke> yep, totes
12:37 PM <mandym287> oh the commutative property
12:37 PM <Ganondork> WHAT IF
12:37 PM <Djinn> Are kotake and koume sheikah?
12:37 PM <Locke> 4. Someone posts a thread about how Grandma is a Sheikah.
12:37 PM <Djinn> we have only seen three sheikah
12:37 PM <mandym287> Dorkinson... xD
12:37 PM <Locke> 3. ???
12:37 PM <Locke> 2. In my reply, I mention that Grandma is short.
12:37 PM <Ganondork> because she's tan
12:37 PM <Locke> 1. Someone posts a thread about how all old Sheikah are short.
12:37 PM <mandym287> because they're both sky spirits
12:37 PM <Ganondork> and Tetra is a Gerudo
12:37 PM <Locke> I was like
12:36 PM <Djinn> people jump to some weird conclusions
12:36 PM <Locke> yeah I saw that
12:36 PM <mandym287> and Valoo is Levias
12:36 PM <Ganondork> Link is totally a Zora in WW
12:36 PM <mandym287> Yes
12:36 PM <Ganondork> I think Aryll might be a Goron
12:36 PM <Djinn> because she is short?
12:36 PM <mandym287> Locke, did you see that thread about how Link's grandma is a sheikah?