Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because the government cant afford to keep it warm all year.

Why are you staring at me?

 

[Hylian Knight]

because I know where you live.

Why did the Deku Scrub go back in it's hole?

 

[MikauIncarnate]

To get to the other side!

Life, the universe, and everything?

 

[Fraxinus]

Is not a right triangle.

Why did the cactus dress up as Spiderman?

 

[Sonicbowling]

Because the Palm Tree dressed up as Batman and the catctus felt lonely.

Why can't I find anything bad to say about Majora's Mask?

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

because you have not played it.

why are we two-legged??

 

[Fraxinus]

Because we're bipeds.

Why do people think I am a smart-aleck?

 

[Sonicbowling]

Because they're trying to cover up their own problems by blaming you.

Where can I find a time machine?

 

[Fraxinus]

In the future.

42?

 

[Cabbage]

No. 57.
Why am I doing this at my freinds house and not mine?

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

No 58?

uh anyone know where i can adopt a giant bird from WW?

 

[Sonicbowling]

Try going to the Forsaken Fortress, I hear they have a nice pet bird there for sale.

Should I buy my next mattress at Gary's Mattress?

 

[Celeboy]

Yes, because the ghost in the wardrobe ate all the moths!!!
Why am I not who you want to me to think I can't be?

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

Uh maybe becaue your a nintendo Mii

and where can i get a talking boat???

 

[Celeboy]

Downstairs in the cellar of harry hill's house.
What is wrong with drunken fish?