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(Over 19,000 words, and Link's almost to Lorule!) |
(To the Dark World!) |
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I see the woods due north of Kakariko Village… I’d suggest that you explore there. | I see the woods due north of Kakariko Village… I’d suggest that you explore there. | ||
I see… I see…? Wait. I see that you haven’t yet gone to Hyrule Castle to slash through that evil barrier! | |||
Please-you have the sword you need, so make your way there to do that! | |||
I see that our princess has been transformed into a portrait…! And I see the fiend who did it…! | |||
He awaits you in Hyrule Castle, so fight your way through all his soldiers to the very top! | |||
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You can also use a hammer to knock him silly for a second… But don’t tell anyone I told you that one. | You can also use a hammer to knock him silly for a second… But don’t tell anyone I told you that one. | ||
Aha! Well, it says here that you can beat soldiers throwing spears from above by merging with the wall. | |||
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Oh, how I long to hang that exquisite Princess Zelda on my wall… | Oh, how I long to hang that exquisite Princess Zelda on my wall… | ||
My little acquisition tour of Hyrule is nearly over, Princess. | |||
It really was quite a spree. A Sage here, a Sage there. And now your Impa too. | |||
I’ve already got all seven Sages. | |||
Never you mind. For I have one more painting to make. So please, rid your mind of all concern. | |||
I don’t want your portrait to feature any unsightly worry lines. | |||
I wish to preserve you at your very best. I daresay you’re a match even for Her Grace. | |||
Ah, what golden hair you have… Such bright locks are normally far too sunny for my tastes. | |||
But for you, I’ll make an exception. | |||
I find your protests inelegant. Not to mention irrelevant. | |||
I wish only to possess your beauty, Princess Zelda of Hyrule, not all these ugly words of yours! | |||
Oh, you are going to make for a spectacular painting, my dear! | |||
Haha! My lovely masterpiece! How utterly scrumptious! | |||
Dare I say, it’s my best work ever! | |||
…What’s that? | |||
YOU! Didn’t I splash you on some wall somewhere? How did you get out? | |||
How impudent! Emerging? Foisting your inferior form upon my eyes? I will not tolerate this! | |||
You should have remained nothing but a stain on that wall. | |||
But I will be glad to leave you HEERE, once and for all! | |||
Wah-hahaha! | |||
What a beautiful masterpiece. My talent is almost frightening. | |||
And then there’s you, worm. | |||
I can barely bring myself to look at such an inferior creature. | |||
And yet, it seems there’s more to you than meets the eye. How DID you manage to escape that wall? | |||
Never mind. I don’t have time to listen to your prattle. | |||
I have what I’ve come to Hyrule for, so I refuse to let you delay my departure any further. | |||
Farewell-for the LAST time! | |||
Gah! I bore of this fight. | |||
Once I have released Ganon, lowly creatures like you won’t be worth my time. | |||
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Before you go, remember that I’ve always got a glass of the cold stuff ready for you. | Before you go, remember that I’ve always got a glass of the cold stuff ready for you. | ||
You delivered it safe and sound? Thanks a bunch. I don’t know how I can ever repay you… | |||
How about this? From now on, you only need to pay half price for milk. You’re my favorite customer now! | |||
Whaddya want? Can’t a guy just drink his milk in peace? | Welcome, young sir! Care for a glass of milk? Special deal, only 10 Rupees. | ||
Please | |||
No | |||
Customer: | |||
Whaddya want? Can’t a guy just drink his milk in peace? | |||
Ah, sorry. Don’t mean to be a grump. I’m just thinking about magnifying glasses-how I’d read maps with ‘em. | Ah, sorry. Don’t mean to be a grump. I’m just thinking about magnifying glasses-how I’d read maps with ‘em. | ||
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Have you heard those strange little sounds coming from my roof? I wonder what’s making that noise. | Have you heard those strange little sounds coming from my roof? I wonder what’s making that noise. | ||
Remember those strange little cries I was hearing from my roof? | |||
Well, can you believe it? Those sounds stopped! | |||
What? You took some creature off of it? Thanks, Link! | |||
Now I can get a good night’s rest again. Please take this reward. | |||
How strange… I miss those little cries coming from my roof. It was a sweet sound, now that I think of it. | |||
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Hey, there’s a weird haze around the castle! Know anything about that, Link? | Hey, there’s a weird haze around the castle! Know anything about that, Link? | ||
Hey, are you going to the castle too, Link? | |||
Sahasrahla just headed off in that direction. Some kind of trouble happening there? | |||
I wonder why Sahasrahla hurried off to the castle like that. Something awful must be going on there. | |||
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Please find Osfala! | Please find Osfala! | ||
Your rampage through my kingdom must stop, Yuga! How many more of my people do you intend to take? | |||
What do you plan to do with them? | |||
Confess it, monster! You plan to use our Seven Sages to revive Ganon, don’t you? | |||
You’re not even listening to me! | |||
Aaaahhh! | |||
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You’re so close now. Keep going, Link! | You’re so close now. Keep going, Link! | ||
Hear me, Link… | |||
The sword you hold in your hand is the one and only Master Sword! | |||
Now that you possess that blade, you can break the barrier at the castle. | |||
So make haste. We don’t have much time left. Get to Hyrule Castle! | |||
Aha! No doubt-that is the very blade of evil’s bane. You have found the Master Sword! | |||
Well done, Link. | |||
Now there’s no time to waste. Strike down this nefarious barrier! | |||
Please now, Link! Time is of the essence! Strike this evil barrier with your blade! | |||
Why, that’s incredible! How easily it cuts through such dark magic! | |||
Come now, to action! You must find Princess Zelda at once. | |||
But it seems wise before such a fateful moment to save. Shall I do that for you now? | |||
Yes | |||
No | |||
Well…it was just a thought. It’s the wisdom of the ages to save every now and then. | |||
Then please, in all haste, rescue the princess, Link! | |||
Yuga said he was going after the princess, didn’t he? And he’ll surely go after Lady Impa too. | |||
Then he’ll have yet another Sage. So head into Hyrule Castle and put a stop to this tragedy! | |||
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Still, going to take it slow before I head back down. Thanks again! You’re a boulderer’s best bud. | Still, going to take it slow before I head back down. Thanks again! You’re a boulderer’s best bud. | ||
Hey, you there. Thanks for your help before! | |||
I really gotta say thanks. I wouldn’t have ever tasted this creamy milk without your assistance. | |||
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Now you’ve heard it. Go on, now. That gossip ain’t gonna spread itself! | Now you’ve heard it. Go on, now. That gossip ain’t gonna spread itself! | ||
Lost Woods Poes: | |||
Hree hee hee! Welcome to the Lost Woods! | |||
These woods will trick you into going back the way you came! | |||
But all hope is not lost! If you can follow me, then you can walk a little deeper into the woods. | |||
Watch carefully! | |||
Oh, well done. | |||
That was fun, but now we’re going to MISLEAD you. Now two of us will bounce around. | |||
So don’t follow the two of us, or you’ll wind up back at the start! | |||
Hree hee hee! Think you can get it right? | |||
Oh, very well done! Hmph. I guess it’s time to REALLY stump you! | |||
Now three of us will bounce around. Don’t follow us! | |||
Hree hee hee! Think you can get it right? | |||
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Shield: | Shield: | ||
A tough shield that will defend you from all sorts of attacks. Hold it up with (R button). | A tough shield that will defend you from all sorts of attacks. Hold it up with (R button). | ||
Master Sword: | |||
You got the Master Sword-a blade for a true hero! It fires a beam when you’re at full health. | |||
Milk: | Milk: |