Take The Cookie!

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I sprinkle mortality dust on you which allows you to die. Then the force of all of those deadly blows hit you all at once.

I take the cookie.

 

[DekuNut]

The zombie appoacolyps comes. In your haste to leave for Japan (which I know you will), you forget the cookie. I claim it and RUN.

 

[Myriadviper42]

I trap you inside your own spoiler.
I TAKE THE COOKIE!

 

[amaterasu]

I shook off the mortality dust before it had any effect, and am still alive.
I kill you during the Hunger Games. I claim the cookie

 

[Myriadviper42]

You're banned for being in this thread.
I TAKE THE COOKIE!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

The zombie appoacolyps comes. In your haste to leave for Japan (which I know you will), you forget the cookie. I claim it and RUN.

I wish I could give you reputation for that!

Anyway, I blow you up and somehow the cookie survives.

I take the cookie.

 

[Caeda]

I get my hand on the Sol Blade from Golden Sun. Megiddo activates against you for 1000+ damage. You fall unconsious.

I HAVE THE COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[leonardo]

*Throws a 3DS at head* Take that instead! Za Cookie is mine!

 

[DekuNut]

I stalk you for two hours before stealing the cookie. I CLAIM THE COOKIE!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I burn you with a giant magnfying glass.

I take the cookie.

 

[DekuNut]

I give Mario a Super-Shroom and tell him that you're Bowser in disguise. I claim the cookie.

 

[Caeda]

Thanks for the 3DS!

I stun you with- guess what- a DEKU NUT then kick you really high in the air, making you drop the cookie.

I HAS THE COOKIE!

 

[Majora's Cat]

You're dead. You clutch the cookie fiercely, but I stomp on your hand and break all of the bones in your fingers.

The cookie iz mein.

 

[Myriadviper42]

I make you have a negative reputation, and it is agreed that the cookie should be in the hands of someone more responsible (me).
I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[Caeda]

Way to put it nicely.....

I use an elixir and my hand is fully healed. In response, I track you down and beat you up in revenge. Youre out of commission, even if you do have a elixir or whatever.

I do leave you with the cookie, though.

Edit: that was for MajorasCat. You still have the cookie, Myriad.