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[Destiny]

[1:41:09 PM] Destiny: my body is ready
[1:41:13 PM] Destiny: for this movie
[1:42:07 PM] Nelson: My knife is ready
[1:42:38 PM] Destiny: come at me dong
[1:42:41 PM] Destiny: I could take you
[1:42:52 PM] Destiny: just because you have a 12 pack
[1:42:59 PM] Destiny: doesn't me you can handle this
[1:43:05 PM] Destiny: I'm built like a murder tank
[1:43:15 PM] Nelson: go for the legs
[1:43:33 PM] Destiny: I have Mases birds as my brethren
[1:43:43 PM] Destiny: let us dance, you dancing asian
[1:44:06 PM] Destiny: Nelson why aren't you doing anything
[1:44:11 PM] Destiny: don't dance away
[1:44:13 PM] Destiny: Nelson
[1:44:15 PM] Destiny: NELSON
[1:44:17 PM] Nelson: I'm doing physics homework
[1:44:21 PM] Destiny: lame

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[Wolf Sage]

Bottom to top:

12:38 AM <Wolf Sage> Night Locke-chan.
12:37 AM <Wolf Sage> v
12:37 AM <Locke> Good night.
12:37 AM <Locke> This discussion has just ended.
12:37 AM <Big Octo> He uses an exclusive collection if European select salon conditioners and shampoos.
12:37 AM <Wolf Sage> Tracy Debbie Ghirahim.
12:37 AM <Wolf Sage> ...and his middle name is Debbie.
12:37 AM <Wolf Sage> Oh, and Ghirahim is his last name. His first name is actually Tracy...
12:36 AM <Wolf Sage> v
12:36 AM <Big Octo> Whenever he gets a haircut, it usually costs around $300.
12:35 AM <Wolf Sage> He often wears one of those long coats with a fur trim.
12:35 AM <Wolf Sage> And he's very classy, even when he's drunk.
12:34 AM <Wolf Sage> v
12:34 AM <Big Octo> Ghirahim drinks scotch.
12:33 AM <Wolf Sage> lol 9_9
12:33 AM <Locke> only when he's angry
12:32 AM <Wolf Sage> ...either that, or laryngitis.
12:32 AM <Wolf Sage> He also has a raspy voice like that of a chronic chain smoker...
12:32 AM <Locke> Are we talking about the same Ghirahim here?
12:32 AM <Big Octo> Yeah, he's totes a classy cigar smoker.
12:31 AM <Wolf Sage> I don't know; he just looks like a guy that hangs out at a bar and chain smokes.
12:30 AM <Locke> why would you event think that?
12:30 AM <Locke> Ghirahim is WAAAAY too cool for cigarettes.
12:29 AM <Wolf Sage> I bet Ghirahim's breath smells like cigarettes and junior mints.​

 

[Dan]

Shoutbox at it's best

5:01 AM <Turo602> You must be chosen by the holy gases. As I was.
5:01 AM <Locke> Your face is insightful.
5:00 AM <Locke> One doesn't simply fart into Mordor.
5:00 AM <Dan> insightful
5:00 AM <Turo602> One simply doesn't learn the way of the fart. The fart needs to learn you.
4:59 AM <Turo602> Speak with your *** and listen with your eyes.
4:59 AM <Locke> idunliekdrama
4:59 AM <Dan> dramatic*
4:59 AM <Dan> stop ruining this drmatic scene locke
4:59 AM <Locke> inb4 "may the fart be with you"
4:58 AM <Dan> Please master i wish to train under you and also learn your ways of the fart
4:58 AM <Turo602> The training was very intense, but in the end, it was worth it.
4:58 AM <Turo602> It took me years to master the art of fart.
4:57 AM <Turo602> Look up farts on wikipedia and you'll see a picture of me.
4:56 AM <Dan> you should start your own encyclopedia on farts
4:56 AM <Dan> hmmm turo knows his farts well
4:56 AM <Turo602> Remember, farts are delicate things. You need to handle them with care.
4:55 AM <A_LINK_IN_TIME>
4:55 AM <Turo602> A true fart takes time and the right amount of pressure.
4:54 AM <toonlink> Here's something random. mrrp
4:54 AM <A_LINK_IN_TIME> [10:54:17 PM] Dan: wish he would hurry his fart up

 

[A Link In Time]

[6:12:46 PM] DARK MASTER: Why are random girls I don't know hitting on me? :^)
[6:13:23 PM] Birdo: Because your voice is full of money.
[6:29:23 PM] Nelson: [6:12 PM] DARK MASTER:

<<< Why are random girls I don't know hitting on me? :^)you must be dreaming
[6:37:49 PM] Jesse: I second this motion
[6:40:40 PM] Birdo: *notion
[6:40:41 PM | Edited by Birdo, 6:41:05 PM] Dan: I third this notion
[6:41:02 PM] Jesse: no
[6:41:04 PM] Jesse: its moving
[6:41:04 PM] Dan: damn it jesse you made me type that
[6:41:07 PM] Jesse: its a motion
[6:41:12 PM] Dan: um yeah
[6:41:47 PM] Dan: where's wolfy ?
[6:41:48 PM | Edited 6:41:55 PM] Birdo: [6:41 PM] Jesse:

<<< its a motionExplain why you think so?
[6:42:34 PM] DARK MASTER: Hmmm?
[6:42:46 PM] DARK MASTER: Do I detect a bit of jealousy? :^)
[6:42:55 PM] Dan: yeah
[6:42:57 PM] Jesse: cuz I'm inlove with DM
[6:43:01 PM] Jesse: He is my muse
[6:43:08 PM] Birdo: No. He is mine.
[6:43:10 PM] Dan: i like his *****
[6:43:18 PM] Dan: deepthroat it anytime
[6:43:18 PM] Jesse: back off Dyno Dan
[6:43:19 PM | Edited 6:43:25 PM] Birdo: Dan, keep it PG.
[6:43:21 PM] Jesse: I liked it first
[6:43:29 PM] nerolink1107: LOL
[6:43:37 PM] Dan: i thought only the sb was pg-13
[6:43:56 PM] Birdo: The SB is NC-17.
[6:44:00 PM] Birdo: This place is G.
[6:44:09 PM] Jesse: im an O G
[6:44:15 PM] Jesse: original Gay
[6:44:20 PM] Jesse: all these others are fake
[6:44:22 PM] Dan: no this place is U
[6:44:26 PM] Dan: meaning anything goes
[6:44:57 PM] Dan: i'm a I G so i win
[6:47:02 PM] Jesse: stop making up stuff
[6:47:08 PM] Dan: i'm not
[6:47:09 PM] Jesse: ill make you stop breathing
[6:47:12 PM] Dan: no u
[6:47:38 PM] Nelson: [6:46 PM] Jesse:

<<< ill make you stop breathingplease do
[6:47:52 PM] Birdo: Birdo prepares police baton.
[6:47:53 PM] Nero_Link: hahahaha
[6:48:08 PM] DARK MASTER: Hmmmm?
[6:48:22 PM] DARK MASTER: I am more concerned about spam, than what kind of words people use. I never believed in magic words, and I have no plans to start now......
[6:48:41 PM] Jesse: so.. DM
[6:48:45 PM] Jesse: the offer
[6:48:53 PM] Jesse: I'm willing to take you up on it
[6:49:47 PM] Dan: [00:47] Nelson: [7:46:58 PM] Jesse: ill make you stop breathing

<<< please do
[6:49:58 PM] Dan: someone's got a GJK
[6:50:24 PM] Jesse: Dyno Dan strike Again
[6:51:22 PM] Dan: >-
[7:03:21 PM] Andrew Katoch: love u dad
[7:08:12 PM] Birdo: Forget what I said about Jesse scaring me sometimes. This whole chat is filled with creepers. (worry)
[7:08:27 PM | Edited by Birdo, 7:08:46 PM] Jesse: Birdo
[7:08:31 PM] Jesse: you take that back
[7:08:32 PM | Edited by Birdo, 7:08:53 PM] Andrew Katoch: who? the green things from Minecraft?
[7:08:41 PM | Edited by Birdo, 7:09:00 PM] Jesse: or your is going to be cream filled
[7:09:06 PM] Andrew Katoch: :^) Birdos are like pink creepers with eggs
[7:09:10 PM] Andrew Katoch: weirdo
[7:09:14 PM] Jesse: whats a birdo
[7:09:18 PM] Jesse: can i keep it
[7:09:32 PM] Andrew Katoch: you don't want it
[7:09:38 PM | Edited 7:09:53 PM] Andrew Katoch: though it can suck your face
[7:09:44 PM] Jesse: above top secret dot com
[7:10:36 PM] Andrew Katoch: !!!!
[7:11:00 PM] Jesse: explamationer merk
[7:11:10 PM] Andrew Katoch: what
[7:11:24 PM] Andrew Katoch: ermahgerd terp sercrerts
[7:12:03 PM] Birdo: hi guize i fell so smartt on dis chat
[7:13:09 PM] Andrew Katoch: Thy are so dumb that ye triedeth to drown a fish in water.
[7:13:37 PM] Jesse: nouwz u gits et
[7:14:11 PM] Jesse: ey thot i ws olny won hoo got et
[7:14:35 PM] Andrew Katoch: BNE is gtteing loenyl.
[7:15:06 PM | Edited 7:15:09 PM] Jesse: Jesse has been lonely for months now =(
[7:16:50 PM] Andrew Katoch: did u see the new Jadusable updates?
[7:17:27 PM] Jesse: NASA discovers brand new force of nature, page 1
[7:17:53 PM] Andrew Katoch: whatis this
[7:18:41 PM] Jesse: as close to the deep net that I travel
[7:19:09 PM] Andrew Katoch: uhhh
[7:19:12 PM] Jesse: its a website for government conspiracy stuff. some fake. some stupid. some interesting. some real. some insane, but still real
[7:19:16 PM] Andrew Katoch: do i need Tor?
[7:19:28 PM] Andrew Katoch: d'ya believ in chemtrails?
[7:20:39 PM] Jesse: this is where i found out about the twins that jumped in front of traffic got ran over by a semi truck. got back up. got ran over again. got back up fought the cops. and got ran over AGAIN and was completely ok. even after all that the cops said they has "super human strength" when fighting with them
[7:20:44 PM] Jesse: they were possessed or something
[7:20:48 PM] Jesse:
[7:21:10 PM] Jesse: http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=...uue41vW0yq-yZGRKA&sig2=WA2aOqvcIg-wgu5jx4ZG9g
[7:21:19 PM] Andrew Katoch: WHAT
[7:22:03 PM] Jesse: this falls under INSANE, but still true
[7:22:08 PM] Jesse: video was on the news and everything
[7:22:13 PM] Andrew Katoch: WHAT
[7:22:17 PM] Andrew Katoch: this is true?
[7:24:33 PM] Jesse: yeah...
[7:24:38 PM] Jesse: watch the vid
[7:24:43 PM] Jesse: and share it with everyone =p
[7:30:20 PM] Andrew Katoch: wh-why
[8:08:01 PM] Dan: IM BACK
[8:08:16 PM] BKTGR: IM NOT
[8:08:19 PM] Birdo: lol
[8:08:23 PM] Andrew Katoch: what
[8:08:38 PM] Dan: [01:03] Andrew Katoch: love u dad
[8:08:43 PM | Edited by Birdo, 8:08:51 PM] Dan: love you too son
[8:08:51 PM] Dan: too*
[8:09:09 PM] Andrew Katoch: yaay
[8:10:25 PM] Andrew Katoch: NAH-vee_Windows.zip - nah-vee - Initial Windows 32-bit Release - Desktop animated screen-mate. - Google Project Hosting
[8:11:38 PM] Dan: drew wat is dis
[8:12:02 PM] Andrew Katoch: a navi cursor thing
[8:12:33 PM] Nicole: omg
[8:12:39 PM] Nicole: Albert Einstein was Jewish
[8:12:47 PM] Nicole: he immigrated to the U.S. in 1933
[8:12:53 PM] Nicole: the year Hitler took power
[8:12:55 PM] Dan: oh neat
[8:13:06 PM] Birdo: Was that not a universally known truth?
[8:13:07 PM] Andrew Katoch: yeah he was
[8:13:08 PM] Wyatt: yeah that's p crazy
[8:13:13 PM] Nicole: no, it wasn't
[8:13:21 PM] Nicole: why are you such a ******
[8:13:27 PM] Wyatt: yeah ****
[8:13:44 PM] BKTGR: Freddie Mercury (Queen vocalist) was born in India. Real Name Farrokh Bulsara.
[8:13:50 PM] Birdo: How is that being a ******?
[8:13:55 PM] Wyatt: because you're a ******
[8:14:03 PM] Dan: nicole is anti homo beware
[8:14:58 PM] Destiny: lololol
[8:14:59 PM] Andrew Katoch: INDIAN
[8:15:08 PM] Andrew Katoch: kill nicole?
[8:15:19 PM] Nicole: what's so funny Destiny
[8:15:21 PM] Dan: lets get wolfy to rip his balls off
[8:15:22 PM] Nicole: do you hate me =(
[8:15:27 PM] Destiny: no
[8:15:31 PM] Destiny: was laughing at dan
[8:15:33 PM] Wyatt: why do you hate Nicole =(
[8:15:35 PM] Andrew Katoch: maybe? are u homophobic?
[8:15:35 PM] Nicole: you do ;(
[8:15:45 PM] Destiny: whatever you think I'm dumb anyway
[8:15:45 PM] Andrew Katoch: you are!?
[8:15:54 PM] Andrew Katoch: ily destiny
[8:15:56 PM] Destiny:
[8:15:58 PM] Nicole: no I don't
[8:16:00 PM] Dan: I think he's homophobic too ;p
[8:16:00 PM] Nicole: you hate me
[8:16:02 PM] Nicole: =(
[8:16:08 PM] Destiny: Nicole is a girl
[8:16:12 PM] Nelson: lolDan
[8:16:16 PM] Wyatt: Destiny you're so mean =(
[8:16:17 PM] Birdo: You two got a divorce?
[8:16:20 PM] Nicole: whaty
[8:16:22 PM] Destiny: you're mean
[8:16:24 PM] Andrew Katoch: hmmm... i can't i have like 3 bisexual friends and 2 gay friends
[8:16:25 PM] Nicole: no =(
[8:16:32 PM] Dan: you are mean to this new alien..................... btw
[8:16:32 PM] Nelson: what's going on
[8:16:33 PM] Destiny: yes
[8:16:36 PM] Nicole: no
[8:16:37 PM] Andrew Katoch: so nicole is homophobic
[8:16:47 PM] Dan: yep
[8:16:49 PM] Nelson: stfu
[8:16:55 PM] Andrew Katoch: wow. what
[8:17:01 PM] Nicole: what
[8:17:04 PM] Nicole: chicken butt
[8:17:04 PM] Wyatt: wat
[8:17:08 PM] Andrew Katoch: i guess to each their own
[8:17:17 PM] Nicole: are you ********
[8:17:24 PM] Nicole: inb4 nicole hates the mentally challenged
[8:17:25 PM] Wyatt: Andrew is ********...
[8:17:28 PM] Dan: i think i'm lost what's going on now
[8:17:29 PM] Andrew Katoch: are u talking to me?
[8:17:32 PM] Nicole: yes
[8:17:42 PM] Andrew Katoch: yeah i can't tell who is talking to who excpet for that ^
[8:18:00 PM] Birdo: Nicole, don't hate on gypsies.
[8:18:14 PM] Dan: nicole you are like bear
[8:18:30 PM] Wyatt: what
[8:18:35 PM] Nicole: lol'd
[8:18:43 PM] Nicole: I don't hate on gypsies
[8:18:47 PM] Nicole: I only hate on commies
[8:18:48 PM] Andrew Katoch: k guys, i don't like homophobia
[8:18:53 PM] Nelson: what
[8:18:54 PM] Nicole: I like cancer
[8:19:03 PM] Wyatt: Cancer is fun
[8:19:07 PM] Andrew Katoch: and communist is still a perfect idea, just never fully excuted
[8:19:10 PM] BKTGR: homophobia is repressed homosexuality...
[8:19:10 PM] Wyatt: lol @ ***gots with cancer, get a better immune system
[8:19:23 PM] Andrew Katoch: yeah!
[8:19:31 PM] Dan: how funny would it be if the next day wyatt got cancer ;p
[8:19:45 PM] Wyatt: Nicole and I are going to make a cure for cancer
[8:19:50 PM] Nelson: [8:18 PM] Andrew Katoch:

<<< and communist is still a perfect idea, just never fully excutedCommunism isn't a perfect idea, and it was never executed successfully
[8:20:12 PM] Wyatt: and you guys will be the first ones we use it on
[8:20:27 PM] Dan: thanks what about wolfy
[8:20:27 PM] Andrew Katoch: nope
[8:20:31 PM] Nicole: yep
[8:20:33 PM] Andrew Katoch: what about him?
[8:20:49 PM] Dan: will he have the cure used on him , he's a sexy wolf
[8:21:14 PM] Wyatt: you are the manifestation of cancer
[8:21:30 PM] Dan: oh ! :'(
[8:21:38 PM] Andrew Katoch: Brandon Cyrus is cancer.
[8:21:55 PM] DARK MASTER: [9:12:53 PM] Wyatt: yeah that's p crazy
[9:12:57 PM] Nicole: no, it wasn't
[9:13:06 PM] Nicole: why are you such a ******
[9:13:12 PM] Wyatt: yeah ****
[9:13:29 PM] BKTGR: Freddie Mercury (Queen vocalist) was born in India. Real Name Farrokh Bulsara.
[9:13:35 PM] Birdo: How is that being a ******?
[9:13:40 PM] Wyatt: because you're a ******
[9:13:48 PM] Dan: nicole is anti homo beware
[9:14:43 PM] Destiny Ridley Deoxys!: lololol
[9:14:43 PM] Andrew Katoch: INDIAN
[9:14:52 PM] Andrew Katoch: kill nicole?
[9:15:03 PM] Nicole: what's so funny Destiny
[8:22:10 PM] DARK MASTER: Slow down on the insults.
[8:22:18 PM] Nelson: wat
[8:22:21 PM] Dan: Dark master !
[8:22:25 PM] Wyatt: get out
[8:22:30 PM] Nelson: ^
[8:22:39 PM] Birdo: Birdo lays an egg.
[8:22:46 PM] Nicole: a golden egg
[8:23:05 PM] DARK MASTER: It's rather unnecessary, and a waste of time.
[8:23:18 PM] DARK MASTER: [8:22 PM] Wyatt:

<<< get outYou.
[8:23:39 PM] Dan: Dark master i think a bigger explination will be needed for this event
[8:23:47 PM] Nelson: chat nazi
[8:23:59 PM] DARK MASTER: What event?
[8:24:12 PM] Dan: the event of roleplaying as 13 year olds
[8:24:19 PM | Edited 8:24:24 PM] Andrew Katoch: i'm 14
[8:24:29 PM] Jesse: why are we killing nicole
[8:24:29 PM] Dan: i'm 5
[8:24:34 PM] Andrew Katoch: ^ WHAT
[8:24:35 PM] Jesse: i dont think we should
[8:24:42 PM] Jesse: shes really cool
[8:24:46 PM] Jesse: leave nicole alone
[8:24:53 PM] Andrew Katoch: Daddy made a paradox?
[8:24:54 PM] Nicole: leaf me alone
[8:24:55 PM] Nelson: [8:24 PM] Andrew Katoch:

<<< i'm 14Oh, I thought you were 12
[8:24:56 PM] Nicole: I'm bushed
[8:24:56 PM] Nelson: hmmm
[8:24:57 PM] Dan: then she should get in the fridge *sitcome audience laughter*
[8:24:59 PM] Wyatt: yeah I agree
[8:24:59 PM] Nicole: u geddit
[8:25:01 PM] Nicole: u geddit
[8:25:08 PM] Wyatt: i think
[8:25:17 PM] Andrew Katoch: Who is this Nicole person? Is she ever chatting in here?
[8:25:40 PM] Dan: nicole is a russian spy from the country of india sent to kill you all
[8:25:41 PM] DARK MASTER: I enjoy 13 year olds, that's why I fist Nicole every night in the dungeon.
[8:25:47 PM] Nicole: I'm not 13
[8:25:49 PM] Destiny: objection
[8:25:49 PM] Nicole: .-.
[8:25:50 PM] Dan: ^ XD
[8:25:50 PM] Wyatt: Nicole's 14
[8:25:51 PM] Destiny: nicole is 14
[8:25:58 PM] Nelson: lol
[8:25:58 PM] Dan: XD @ DM
[8:25:59 PM] Wyatt: idk who you're fisting
[8:26:01 PM] Andrew Katoch: I am 14 and Indian. --WHAT
[8:26:04 PM] Nicole: we can fist 14 year olds
[8:26:07 PM] Nelson: I'm 14 as well
[8:26:07 PM] Nelson: DM
[8:26:07 PM] Nicole: lezzgo Destiny
[8:26:11 PM] Nelson: do you realize
[8:26:11 PM] Nicole: and Dong
[8:26:12 PM] Nelson: that time passes
[8:26:15 PM] Nelson: and people get older
[8:26:17 PM] Nicole: loool
[8:26:19 PM] Wyatt: isn't Destiny 15
[8:26:21 PM] Andrew Katoch: thank god i'm not 13 anymore
[8:26:26 PM] Dan: no time passes and they get younger
[8:26:27 PM | Edited 8:26:29 PM] Nicole: idc what Destiny is
[8:26:30 PM] Destiny: I'm 15
[8:26:33 PM] Nicole: fine
[8:26:35 PM] Andrew Katoch: They Kokiri
[8:26:36 PM] Nicole: 15 year olds
[8:26:36 PM] Destiny: but I'll be 16 soon.
[8:26:37 PM] Nicole: and asians
[8:26:40 PM] Wyatt: 15 year olds
[8:26:44 PM] Wyatt: lolyes
[8:26:50 PM] Nero_Link: lol
[8:26:51 PM] Andrew Katoch: Asians are 15 forever
[8:26:52 PM] Nelson: Quincinera
[8:26:53 PM] Nicole: watch out Destin
[8:26:54 PM] Destiny: and I'm a sophmore soooo
[8:26:57 PM] Dan: drew drew how old are you ?
[8:26:57 PM] Nicole: Wyatt's hand is huge
[8:27:00 PM] Andrew Katoch: 14
[8:27:02 PM] Nelson: Does that mean I'll be 15 forever?
[8:27:02 PM] Andrew Katoch: WHAT
[8:27:03 PM] Nelson: dammit
[8:27:05 PM] Wyatt: it is
[8:27:10 PM] Nelson: I want to grow ooooollld
[8:27:27 PM | Edited 8:27:35 PM] Andrew Katoch: when do Kokiris stop aging? is 10 the confirmation?
[8:27:32 PM] DARK MASTER: Hmmm? :^)
[8:27:33 PM] Birdo: Why is Destiny a sophomore and Nicole in eighth grade if Destiny is only 11 months older than Nicole?
[8:27:39 PM] Birdo: Canada is so screwed.
[8:27:39 PM] Wyatt: because Canada
[8:27:41 PM] DARK MASTER: I find your logic to be most obnoxious and unnecessary.....
[8:27:42 PM] Birdo: ^
[8:27:43 PM] Dan: they stop ageing at 4 years old
[8:27:47 PM] Nicole: I missed the NJ cutoff date
[8:27:49 PM] Nelson: [8:27 PM] DARK MASTER:

<<< I find your logic to be most obnoxious and unnecessary.....what
[8:27:50 PM] Nicole: susej
[8:27:50 PM] Andrew Katoch: Destiny is a potato
[8:27:51 PM] Nelson: what
[8:27:52 PM] Nelson: logic
[8:27:54 PM] Nelson: is unnecessary
[8:27:59 PM] Nelson: asoiudfbasldfuibasdlfuibasdf
[8:28:03 PM] Nelson: hey guys
[8:28:04 PM] Dan: BOOM
[8:28:06 PM] Wyatt: hi
[8:28:08 PM] Nelson: I'm going to jump off a roof
[8:28:10 PM] Nicole: hey
[8:28:12 PM] Dan: What do you want wolfy !
[8:28:12 PM] Nicole: I just met you
[8:28:12 PM] Wyatt: okay
[8:28:13 PM] Nelson: because it feels good
[8:28:15 PM] Nicole: and this is crazy
[8:28:15 PM] Andrew Katoch: logic ignore
[8:28:16 PM] Dan: wtf
[8:28:20 PM] Nicole: but here's my number
[8:28:22 PM] Nicole: so call me maybe
[8:28:25 PM] Nicole: and all the other boys
[8:28:27 PM] Andrew Katoch: *****
[8:28:28 PM] Nicole: can try to chase me
[8:28:31 PM] Nicole: but here's my number
[8:28:34 PM] Nicole: so call me maybe
[8:28:36 PM] Nicole: oh Andrew
[8:28:37 PM] Andrew Katoch: *****
[8:28:40 PM] Nicole: you like that version?
[8:28:43 PM] Nicole: hey I just met you
[8:28:46 PM] Dan: what's your number then ?
[8:28:46 PM] Nicole: and this is crazy
[8:28:46 PM] Andrew Katoch: wht version?
[8:28:51 PM] Nicole: but here's a condom
[8:28:54 PM] Nicole: so **** me maybe
[8:28:58 PM] Nicole: that one
[8:28:58 PM] Nelson:
[8:29:01 PM] Wyatt: if you insist
[8:29:01 PM] Andrew Katoch: idk what u look like
[8:29:09 PM] Dan: she looks like russian bear
[8:29:12 PM] Nicole: are you ********
[8:29:15 PM] Dan: yeah
[8:29:16 PM] Nelson: Nelson runs away
[8:29:21 PM] Andrew Katoch: you could be a fat 56 year old trying to be sexy
[8:29:22 PM] Nicole: that wasn't an invitation that was a lyric
[8:29:31 PM] Andrew Katoch: Andrew Katoch runs for his life
[8:29:37 PM] Dan: i thought that was a birthday invitation
[8:29:37 PM] Nicole: Nicole sits on Andrew
[8:29:41 PM] Wyatt: you're deprived Andrew
[8:29:41 PM] Nicole: die andrew die
[8:29:49 PM] Dan: see drew she's trying to flirt now
[8:29:58 PM] Andrew Katoch: Andrew Katoch breaks all his bones.
[8:30:07 PM] BKTGR: I've never seen a conversation as nonsensical as this one.
[8:30:09 PM] Andrew Katoch: Andrew Katoch wriggles out like a snake to Dan.
[8:30:10 PM] Wyatt: yeah Andrew
[8:30:13 PM] Nicole: I've seen worse
[8:30:20 PM] Dan: lol grab my hand drew !
[8:30:21 PM] Andrew Katoch: NAH-vee_Windows.zip - nah-vee - Initial Windows 32-bit Release - Desktop animated screen-mate. - Google Project Hosting
[8:30:22 PM] Nelson: ^
[8:30:27 PM] Nelson: I've seen worseyeeeeah
[8:30:29 PM] Nelson: much worse
[8:30:39 PM] Dan: i've seen better
[8:30:58 PM] Wyatt: I haven't
[8:31:04 PM] Dan: me either
[8:31:18 PM] BKTGR: I haven't seen anything. Don't ask me, I know not.
[8:31:22 PM] Destiny: [8:27 PM] Birdo:

<<< Why is Destiny a sophomore and Nicole in eighth grade if Destiny is only 11 months older than Nicole?Because I have a late birthday and American Logic.
[8:31:34 PM] Andrew Katoch: I have seen waaaaaaaaaaaaay worse
[8:31:36 PM] Dan: you have seen a guy wanking too blank mega drive cases
[8:31:36 PM] DARK MASTER: [8:27 PM] Nelson:

<<< I'm going to jump off a roofThis isn't wise.
[8:31:41 PM] Andrew Katoch: like people text ****ing
[8:31:43 PM] Nelson: WELL UH HURR DURR
[8:31:45 PM] Nelson: BECAUSE
[8:31:46 PM] Wyatt: [8:31 PM] DARK MASTER:

<<< This isn't wise.yes it is
[8:31:46 PM] Nelson: NO LOGIC
[8:31:48 PM] Wyatt: you should try it
[8:31:48 PM] Nelson: MEANS
[8:31:48 PM] Nicole: lol
[8:31:52 PM] Nelson: JUMPING OFF A ROOF
[8:31:57 PM] Andrew Katoch: [8:32 PM] DARK MASTER:

<<< [9:27 PM] Nelson:

<<< I'm going to jump off a roof— Nelson, Today 9:27 PMThis isn't wise.Don't bring logic in
[8:31:59 PM] Dan: jumping off a 1 foot tall roof
[8:32:26 PM] BKTGR: what's logic?
[8:32:36 PM] Dan: logic is for 12 year olds
[8:32:38 PM] Destiny: I jumped off the roof, I'm fine.
[8:32:41 PM] Wyatt: I like math
[8:32:45 PM] Destiny: Remember to tuck and roll
[8:32:49 PM] BKTGR: you survived thanks to logic.
[8:32:54 PM] Andrew Katoch: Logic is for potatoes
[8:32:54 PM] Nelson: because parkour!
[8:32:59 PM] Wyatt: let's do math
[8:33:01 PM] Destiny: parkour <3
[8:33:07 PM] Dan: i miss dark master
[8:33:12 PM] Wyatt: I don't
[8:33:21 PM] Andrew Katoch: I do
[8:33:24 PM] Dan: why
[8:33:26 PM] Wyatt: ewwww
[8:33:34 PM] Nelson: The Office: Parkour - YouTube
[8:33:36 PM] Birdo: beard
[8:33:47 PM] DARK MASTER: [8:31 PM] Wyatt:

<<< you should try itIf I lose Nelson, who will be my punching bag? :^)
[8:33:52 PM] Wyatt: Dan
[8:34:01 PM] Nelson: Me? Your punching bag
[8:34:03 PM] Nelson: omfg
[8:34:09 PM] Destiny: none can lose to Nelson
[8:34:12 PM] Dan: sorry but the punch in this bag has already been bagged away XD XD XD XD
[8:34:15 PM] Wyatt: don't hit dong he will break too easy
[8:34:16 PM] Destiny: he'll break dance on your ***
[8:34:24 PM] BKTGR: I need to go. I have a world to conquer.
[8:34:28 PM] Destiny: Wyatt Dong is a tank
[8:34:45 PM] Dan: the basement doesn't = the world
[8:35:09 PM] BKTGR: that's your logic
[8:35:25 PM] Dan: no it's your pet dogs
[8:35:30 PM] Wyatt: Destiny is in love with Dong
[8:35:31 PM] BKTGR: on it's your turtle
[8:35:52 PM] Andrew Katoch: Turtles are the world
[8:36:00 PM] BKTGR: no, the world is me
[8:36:01 PM] Destiny: no I'm not
[8:36:19 PM] Andrew Katoch: Fatass

I am Birdo.

 

[Fig]

One of my most memorable conversations I had was within the past few days. I just decided to talk about how me and my crush are going at it together and we are doing pretty good. I would like to thank everyone who was willing to spend some of their time to rear and respond to my thoughts on her. You guys are truely the best! <3

 

[Majora's Cat]

Poor Thareous.

 

[Majora's Cat]

[3:55:46 PM] Nelson: ****
[3:55:52 PM] Nelson: I didn't do the portfolio for physics
[3:55:54 PM] Nelson: it was due today
[3:55:57 PM] Nelson: and it's a huge grade
[3:55:59 PM] Nikoru: hahaha
[3:56:01 PM] Nelson: 10 points off automatically
[3:56:02 PM] Nikoru: ahahahahahaha
[3:56:03 PM] Nelson: fffffffff
[3:56:04 PM] Nikoru: HAHAHAHA
[3:56:10 PM] Nikoru: NOW YOU GET 90%
[3:56:12 PM] Nikoru: HA
[3:56:12 PM] Nelson: I KNOW
[3:56:13 PM] Nelson: ****
[3:56:16 PM] Nikoru: HA
[3:56:17 PM] Athenian200: You should work on your portfolio
[3:56:17 PM] Nikoru: HA
[3:56:17 PM] Wyatt: aha
[3:56:17 PM] Nikoru: HA
[3:56:19 PM] Wyatt: HA
[3:56:20 PM] Wyatt: HA
[3:56:21 PM] Nikoru: HA
[3:56:21 PM] Nikoru: HA
[3:56:22 PM] Nelson: I was just going to bump my physics grade to an A
[3:56:23 PM] Wyatt: HA
[3:56:25 PM] Wyatt: HA
[3:56:25 PM] Nikoru: HA
[3:56:25 PM] Nelson: and now
[3:56:25 PM] Wyatt: HA
[3:56:26 PM] Nikoru: HA
[3:56:28 PM] Wyatt: HA
[3:56:29 PM] Nelson: it'll be stuck at A- forever
[3:56:29 PM] Nikoru: FAIL
[3:56:31 PM] Nikoru: FAIL
[3:56:32 PM] Nikoru: HA
[3:56:32 PM] Nelson: noooooooooooooooooooooo
[3:56:34 PM] Nelson: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[3:56:36 PM] Wyatt: FAAAILLL
[3:56:37 PM] Nikoru: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[3:56:42 PM] Nelson: you guys are meeeeeeeean
[3:56:48 PM] Nikoru: only to losers
[3:56:50 PM] Nikoru: and
[3:56:51 PM] Nikoru: FAILURES
[3:56:52 PM] Wyatt: ^
[3:56:55 PM] Wyatt: ^^^

:<

 

[Nicole]

[3:50:42 PM] Djinn: No atheist leader has gotten up to a podeum and called for the destruction of nations because they areno longer atheist
[3:52:53 PM] Nicole: Djinn
[3:52:55 PM] Nicole: the Jews
[3:52:56 PM] Nicole: in Uganda
[3:52:59 PM] Nicole: that Kony
[3:53:04 PM] Nicole: who killed all the Ugandan Jews
[3:53:08 PM] Djinn: Kony was a protestant
[3:53:16 PM] Djinn: Hitler was an Asatru
[3:53:30 PM] Nicole: obvious troll was obvious
[3:53:41 PM] Djinn: Kony was actually praised as being a protest anti-muslim back in 06-07
[3:53:47 PM] Athenian200: Obvious troll?
[3:53:51 PM] Nicole: ya
[3:54:19 PM] Athenian200: Apparently it wasn't obvious to everyone.
[3:54:21 PM] Athenian200: Hehe.
[3:54:25 PM] Nicole: well I mean really
[3:54:29 PM] Nicole: Kony obv did not kill the Jews
[3:54:36 PM] Athenian200: Yeah, that wasn't him.
[3:54:41 PM] Nicole: that was Stalin
[3:54:42 PM] Athenian200: There aren't even any Jews in Uganda.
[3:54:45 PM] Nicole: (wasntme)
[3:54:56 PM] Dong: lolnicole
[3:54:59 PM] Athenian200: Wait... maybe that's because he was so successful!
[3:55:01 PM] Athenian200: xD
[3:55:05 PM] Wyatt: I thought it was Mussolini??
[3:55:05 PM] Nicole: WHEN I'M RUSSIAN TO THE FRIDGE, THERE AINT NO STALIN
[3:55:13 PM] Dong: darn it, I was about to say that
[3:55:14 PM] Athenian200: Unless you're Putin.
[3:55:17 PM] Nicole: no wyatt that's the French guy
[3:55:18 PM] Athenian200: (chuckle)
[3:55:19 PM] Nicole: jesus
[3:55:21 PM] Wyatt: ohhh
[3:55:37 PM] Nicole: Napolean Dynamite was the Italian
[3:55:45 PM] Dong: It's a good thing that hitler stopped them
[3:55:45 PM] Wyatt: omg I lol'd
[3:55:45 PM] Kitsu: Nicole are you eating Kremlin Fried Chicken?
[3:55:49 PM] Nicole: lolno
[3:55:59 PM] Djinn: If you cannot name a single point in history whatsoever then you really have no more argument than "nuh uh.."
[3:56:09 PM] Axle the Beast/Wyatt's Deoderant: And there you go again.
[3:56:19 PM] Axle the Beast/Wyatt's Deoderant: Again, that was never the angle I was approaching this from at all.
[3:56:57 PM] Nicole: well then what angle were you approaching it from?
[3:57:00 PM] Nicole: 45 degrees?
[3:57:04 PM] Dong: OHHO
[3:57:12 PM] Kitsu: An obtuse angle, obviously.
[3:57:12 PM] Djinn: Then actually name what you mean outside of "I have.."
[3:57:25 PM] Nicole: a dream
[3:57:28 PM] Nicole: I have a dream
[3:57:33 PM] Nicole: god this history class is so good
[3:57:34 PM] Athenian200: LOL.
[3:57:46 PM] Athenian200: I know, right?

 

[Trio the Punch]

[3:50:42 PM] Djinn: No atheist leader has gotten up to a podeum and called for the destruction of nations because they areno longer atheist
[3:52:53 PM] Nicole: Djinn
[3:52:55 PM] Nicole: the Jews
[3:52:56 PM] Nicole: in Uganda
[3:52:59 PM] Nicole: that Kony
[3:53:04 PM] Nicole: who killed all the Ugandan Jews
[3:53:08 PM] Djinn: Kony was a protestant
[3:53:16 PM] Djinn: Hitler was an Asatru
[3:53:30 PM] Nicole: obvious troll was obvious
[3:53:41 PM] Djinn: Kony was actually praised as being a protest anti-muslim back in 06-07
[3:53:47 PM] Athenian200: Obvious troll?
[3:53:51 PM] Nicole: ya
[3:54:19 PM] Athenian200: Apparently it wasn't obvious to everyone.
[3:54:21 PM] Athenian200: Hehe.
[3:54:25 PM] Nicole: well I mean really
[3:54:29 PM] Nicole: Kony obv did not kill the Jews
[3:54:36 PM] Athenian200: Yeah, that wasn't him.
[3:54:41 PM] Nicole: that was Stalin
[3:54:42 PM] Athenian200: There aren't even any Jews in Uganda.
[3:54:45 PM] Nicole: (wasntme)
[3:54:56 PM] Dong: lolnicole
[3:54:59 PM] Athenian200: Wait... maybe that's because he was so successful!
[3:55:01 PM] Athenian200: xD
[3:55:05 PM] Wyatt: I thought it was Mussolini??
[3:55:05 PM] Nicole: WHEN I'M RUSSIAN TO THE FRIDGE, THERE AINT NO STALIN
[3:55:13 PM] Dong: darn it, I was about to say that
[3:55:14 PM] Athenian200: Unless you're Putin.
[3:55:17 PM] Nicole: no wyatt that's the French guy
[3:55:18 PM] Athenian200: (chuckle)
[3:55:19 PM] Nicole: jesus
[3:55:21 PM] Wyatt: ohhh
[3:55:37 PM] Nicole: Napolean Dynamite was the Italian
[3:55:45 PM] Dong: It's a good thing that hitler stopped them
[3:55:45 PM] Wyatt: omg I lol'd
[3:55:45 PM] Kitsu: Nicole are you eating Kremlin Fried Chicken?
[3:55:49 PM] Nicole: lolno
[3:55:59 PM] Djinn: If you cannot name a single point in history whatsoever then you really have no more argument than "nuh uh.."
[3:56:09 PM] Axle the Beast/Wyatt's Deoderant: And there you go again.
[3:56:19 PM] Axle the Beast/Wyatt's Deoderant: Again, that was never the angle I was approaching this from at all.
[3:56:57 PM] Nicole: well then what angle were you approaching it from?
[3:57:00 PM] Nicole: 45 degrees?
[3:57:04 PM] Dong: OHHO
[3:57:12 PM] Kitsu: An obtuse angle, obviously.
[3:57:12 PM] Djinn: Then actually name what you mean outside of "I have.."
[3:57:25 PM] Nicole: a dream
[3:57:28 PM] Nicole: I have a dream
[3:57:33 PM] Nicole: god this history class is so good
[3:57:34 PM] Athenian200: LOL.
[3:57:46 PM] Athenian200: I know, right?

All of this... so much goodness... you have made the world a better place by posting this... thank you.

 

[Majora's Cat]

[7:28:13 PM] Voodle: I'm sorry guys, but I think the zombie apocalypse is going to ruin everything
[7:28:27 PM] Voodle: Man Eats Roommate's Brain, Heart ('Zombie' Attack) - YouTube
[7:28:33 PM] Destiny: what else
[7:28:33 PM] Voodle: And then combine that with the Miami incident
[7:28:37 PM] Voodle: Yep. We're doomed.
[7:28:45 PM] Nelson: crap. then this was all for nothing :<
[7:28:54 PM] Destiny: OMG and ark
[7:28:57 PM] Destiny: that man that
[7:29:01 PM] Destiny: threw his own intestines
[7:29:06 PM] Destiny: at the police
[7:29:08 PM] Nikoru: oh god what
[7:29:12 PM] Voodle: Kay. We're doomed.
[7:29:19 PM] Voodle: Well, I say we all gather together in Antarctica
[7:29:25 PM] Voodle: and hide out there until this all blows over
[7:29:44 PM] Nelson: No, Canada will suffice
[7:29:52 PM] Nelson: zombies can't survive the cold and french canadians
[7:29:58 PM] Voodle: brilliant.
[7:30:03 PM] Voodle: But, there may be too many french people
[7:30:08 PM] Nikoru: guys come on
[7:30:11 PM] Voodle: It'll be hard to distinguish between them and the zombies.
[7:30:13 PM] Nikoru: be serious
[7:30:17 PM] Nikoru: =/
[7:30:20 PM] Nikoru: zombies eat brains
[7:30:23 PM] Nikoru: we have none of those
[7:30:27 PM] Nikoru: so obviously we're okay
[7:30:29 PM] Voodle: ...we're immune then!
[7:30:32 PM] Voodle: FABULOUS!
[7:30:36 PM] Nelson: lol
[7:30:44 PM] Nelson: actually
[7:30:46 PM] Nelson: guys, I have a confession
[7:30:52 PM] Nelson: I got plastic brain surgery over the summer
[7:30:56 PM] Nelson: it's nice and perky and very juicy
[7:31:00 PM] Voodle: ...get out
[7:31:03 PM] Nelson: I know I've disappointed you all
[7:31:05 PM] Nelson: give me a second chance
[7:31:06 PM] Nikoru: god wtf dong
[7:31:20 PM] Nelson: Nelson cries

I'm so sorry guys.

 

[Destiny]

[3:55:10 PM] Destiny: (ratemypoop.com) (Warning don't go on it)
[3:55:20 PM] Nelson: don't
[3:55:21 PM] Nelson: anyone
[3:55:22 PM] Nelson: click
[3:55:23 PM] Nelson: that
[3:55:25 PM] Destiny: do it
[3:55:59 PM] Arkvoodle: Nelson, click it and give me a screenshot.
[3:56:16 PM] Nelson: ... okay
[3:56:17 PM] Nelson: lol
[3:56:33 PM] Thareous: [3:55 PM] Nelson:

<<< don't
anyone
click
that
^
[3:56:39 PM] Athenian200: Huh.
[3:56:43 PM] Nelson: http://puu.sh/yEX4
[3:56:57 PM] Arkvoodle: Oh. I see.
[3:56:59 PM] Athenian200: I didn't know there was a rating system for poop other than the stool chart.
[3:56:59 PM] Destiny: I wish you could all know how hard I'm laughing rn
[3:57:08 PM] Arkvoodle: Don't worry. I'm laughing too.
[3:57:23 PM] Arkvoodle: We'll have to inform Hiddles that you have a poop fetish.
[3:57:23 PM] Destiny: when you rate it other picture come up
[3:57:26 PM] Arkvoodle: He won't be amused.
[3:57:27 PM] Nelson: I know
[3:57:31 PM] Nelson: I rated it an 8
[3:57:32 PM] Destiny: NOOOO
[3:57:32 PM] Athenian200: Bristol Stool Scale - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
[3:57:36 PM] Nelson: and a new one came up
[3:57:44 PM] Destiny: HAHHAHA
[3:57:44 PM] Nelson: why don't they have an index
[3:57:45 PM] Destiny: SNDG
[3:58:21 PM] Nelson: wtf is number 5
[3:58:48 PM] Athenian200: Poop is rather funny.
[3:58:54 PM] Nelson: I haven't seen #5 before
[3:58:56 PM] Arkvoodle: ...
[3:58:58 PM] Athenian200: Although I've never seen this much of it in one place...
[3:59:07 PM] Arkvoodle: Welcome to the internet, Athens.
[3:59:10 PM] Nelson: one time
[3:59:14 PM] Nelson: my mom was like
[3:59:18 PM] Nelson: "NELSON COME HERE"
[3:59:23 PM] Arkvoodle: This cat who expells rainbows from its anus shall be your guide.
[3:59:24 PM] Nelson: and she showed me the longest poop ever
[3:59:26 PM] Nelson: she was like
[3:59:30 PM] Nelson: "look at this poop"
[3:59:40 PM] Nelson: asdfubaweifbf dammit mom
[3:59:41 PM] Athenian200: People do that.
[3:59:52 PM] Nelson: well, it was her own ridiculously long poo
[3:59:52 PM] Athenian200: LOL.
[3:59:52 PM] Arkvoodle: Your mother has similar interests to destiny.
[3:59:55 PM] Nelson: and
[3:59:58 PM] Nelson: it was under category 4
[3:59:59 PM] Arkvoodle: ...
[4:00:03 PM] Arkvoodle: She was showing you her own poop?
[4:00:06 PM] Nelson: yes
[4:00:11 PM] Athenian200: Well, yeah.
[4:00:17 PM] Nelson: it stretched so far into the toilet that it kept on going through the hole
[4:00:23 PM] Destiny: I laughing so hard and my mom is looking at me like wtf
[4:00:25 PM] Arkvoodle: I can't breath
[4:00:32 PM] Destiny: ME NEITHER
[4:00:33 PM] Arkvoodle: I seriously am going to die
[4:00:37 PM] Nelson: [4:00 PM] Arkvoodle:

<<< She was showing you her own poop?what
[4:00:38 PM] Nelson: is you mom
[4:00:42 PM] Nelson: not weird enough to do that to you
[4:00:44 PM] Destiny: i'm putting this in the memorable convo thread
[4:00:50 PM] Arkvoodle: I'm dying
[4:00:50 PM] Arkvoodle: Please
[4:00:53 PM] Arkvoodle: help

Later:

[4:07:12 PM] Arkvoodle: Gaiz, I broke the site!
[4:07:45 PM] Arkvoodle: http://puu.sh/yF5s
[4:07:58 PM] Arkvoodle: Isn't that hilarous
[4:08:00 PM] Athenian200: LOL.
[4:08:11 PM] Arkvoodle: I broke da poo poo
[4:08:11 PM] Athenian200: I guess they couldn't find ****.
[4:08:24 PM] Arkvoodle: Please athens, i'll start choking again xD
[4:08:58 PM] Destiny: HAHAHHANFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[4:08:58 PM] Nelson: lol
[4:09:00 PM] Destiny: FNMMLK
[4:09:01 PM] Destiny: JFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[4:09:10 PM] Destiny: please hhke;elpl me
[7:09:27 PM] Nelson: destiny
[7:09:29 PM] Nelson: here
[7:09:39 PM] Nelson: Nelson hands destiny sedative
[7:09:44 PM] Nelson: inject it
[7:09:50 PM] Voodle: Your mother hasn't pooped on it, has she?
[7:09:58 PM] Nelson: pooped on what
[7:09:59 PM] Athenian200: You can't sedate Destiny.
[7:10:01 PM] Voodle: Wait
[7:10:05 PM] Athenian200: She's too hyper.
[7:10:06 PM] Voodle: What if the poop is the sedative?
[7:10:07 PM] Athenian200: It's impossible.
[7:10:25 PM] Nelson: you mean putting **** in a needle and injecting it into a person
[7:10:35 PM] Athenian200: I don't think that's too good an idea, MC.
[7:10:51 PM] Nelson: it's not
[7:10:55 PM] Nelson: because every time you get a scab
[7:10:57 PM] Nelson: and start bleeding
[7:11:00 PM] Nelson: poop will come out
[7:11:03 PM] Voodle: Poop will come out
[7:11:05 PM] Nelson: and people will think you're a freak
[7:11:16 PM] Athenian200: Well, uh... that's not quite the reason I was going for.
[7:11:20 PM] Athenian200: But we can go with that.
[7:11:21 PM] Voodle: Nosebleeds must be horrible in that case
[7:11:21 PM] Destiny: Destiny falls asleep
[7:11:36 PM] Voodle: Awh. Poor destiny. She tired herself out from choking.
[7:11:37 PM | Edited 7:11:43 PM] Destiny: Destiny on nelson immoblizinghim
[7:11:46 PM] Nelson: there there
[7:11:53 PM] Destiny: Destiny he can never escape me
[7:11:56 PM] Nelson: wait no
[7:12:00 PM] Nelson: she's
[7:12:01 PM] Nelson: too
[7:12:02 PM] Nelson: ...
[7:12:03 PM] Nelson: heavy
[7:12:11 PM] Athenian200: Destiny is tiny.
[7:12:15 PM] Athenian200: LOL.
[7:12:15 PM] Nelson: NO SHE ISN'T
[7:12:17 PM] Nelson: SHE'S LIKE
[7:12:18 PM] Nelson: 400 POUNDS
[7:12:33 PM] Destiny: Destiny I'm like Mjolnir
[7:12:38 PM] Athenian200: Apparently she's a lot denser than you'd guess.
[7:12:39 PM] Voodle: Only Ark can weild you
[7:12:52 PM] Destiny: lol
[7:12:52 PM] Athenian200: Like a white dwarf?
[7:12:54 PM] Voodle: Voodle picks destiny up by the neck and starts swinging her around
[7:13:03 PM] Athenian200: Those things are incredibly small, but very dense and heavy.
[7:13:04 PM] Destiny: woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[7:13:06 PM] Voodle: I FEEL THE POWER
[7:13:18 PM] Nelson: You're killing herrrr
[7:13:20 PM] Voodle: Voodle passes her to Nelson's mother
[7:13:22 PM] Voodle: You know what to do
[7:13:24 PM] Nelson: NO MOM
[7:13:24 PM] Nelson: GDI
[7:13:26 PM] Nelson: DON'T POOP ON HER
[7:13:52 PM] Voodle: "Nelson! It's a long one again!"
[7:14:00 PM] Athenian200: LOL.
[7:14:01 PM] Nelson: dear god
[7:14:03 PM] Nelson: it's longer than the great wall

help me lol

 

[A Link In Time]

7:22 PM <Spiritofzant> Demise/imprisoned will suffer from diabetes for sure
7:21 PM <TheBlueReptile> Infinite marshmallows!
7:21 PM <TheBlueReptile> You kidding? Those toes are gifts from the gods! Not only do they give you a sugary snack whenever you're hungry but they also regenerate!
7:20 PM <Random Person> I couldn't figure out how to get in Groose's catapult and I only had 2 seconds left
7:20 PM <Spiritofzant> I'd be narked if i were Demise, having to spend so much time as a two legged whale with marshmallow toes.
7:20 PM <Random Person> I don't remember the first time, but the second time was the flying one
7:20 PM <Random Person> I lost twice to the imprisoned
7:19 PM <mandym287> going back to fonting
7:19 PM <TheBlueReptile> I thought imprisoned was good until he grew arms. I couldn't take him seriously past that
7:19 PM <JuicieJ> Well, I'm out
7:19 PM <Random Person> I liked all three
7:19 PM <JuicieJ> 1st and 3rd were tight
7:19 PM <JuicieJ> His second fight was pathetic, though
7:19 PM <Random Person> not too hard, not too easy
7:19 PM <Random Person> His difficulty was quite fair
7:19 PM <JuicieJ> LOL BLUE
7:19 PM <A_LINK_IN_TIME> All three times or which one specifically, RP?
7:19 PM <JuicieJ> Not badass, but cool
7:19 PM <Spiritofzant> so. much. hate. for the imprisoned..
7:19 PM <TheBlueReptile> I'm a gay lord, but I'm not gay...
7:19 PM <JuicieJ> Imprisoned was pretty cool
7:18 PM <mandym287> unless that's supposed to be another punny name
7:18 PM <Random Person> Fighting him was so much fun
7:18 PM <Random Person> I loved the Imprissoned as a boss
7:18 PM <mandym287> he's a demon lord, of course he's a demon
7:18 PM <JuicieJ> duh
7:18 PM <Random Person> Would've liked more on him
7:18 PM <JuicieJ> Yeah...
7:18 PM <mandym287> demise is demon?
7:18 PM <Random Person> Demise is... interesting
7:18 PM <JuicieJ> v
7:18 PM <Spiritofzant> Demise is Akuma

This site is crazy. :facepalm:

 

[Harp of Ages]

I remember we were talking about poems then random person just showed up (randomly) and wrote us a hiyku. it was just cool

 

[Majora]

I am most definitely not posting the whole log here, but I got roped into an hour-and-a-half rap battle with someone. It was pretty amazing, and was in no way a waste of time at the end of the day.

 

[Ganondork]

Best conversation ever with Zeldafan11. One Direction is my life; I live it ;D

[10:43:42 PM] Keef: YOU'RE INSECURE
[10:43:46 PM] Keef: I DON'T KNOW WHAT FOR
[10:44:03 PM] Keef: YOU TURN HEADS WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE DOOR-HO-HOOR
[10:44:30 PM] Kailyn: DONT NEED MAKE-UP
[10:44:34 PM] Kailyn: TO COVER UP
[10:45:00 PM] Keef: BEING THE WAY THAT YOU ARE
[10:45:07 PM] Keef: IS ENO-UH-UHF
[10:45:29 PM] Kailyn: EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM CAN SEE IT
[10:45:35 PM] Kailyn: EVERYONE ELSE BUT YOU-OOOHH
[10:45:45 PM] Keef: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
[10:45:56 PM] Keef: THE WAY YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR MAKES ME OVERWHELMED
[10:46:13 PM] Kailyn: AND WHEN YOU SMILE AT THE GROUND IT AINT' HARD TO TELL
[10:46:19 PM] Kailyn: YOU DONT KNOW-OH-OH
[10:46:27 PM] Keef: YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL