Corrupt a wish!

[Night Owl]

Granted but Someone steals your prototype toast-liquidinator and patents it as a toast-liquidizor and profits while you go broke.

I wish this was a random wish.

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but then it becomes normal

I wish for fish in my fish wish dish

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, unfortunately it was put in your unwish dish by mistake and disappeared.

I wish I could Meet a terrible fate.

 

[domo]

granted but your fate unfates you(i dont know)

i wish that whoever said that my pet octupus was getting friendly with my mother could get lost in a forest with scary monsters and horrific unicorns.

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

Granted, but they take your pet octopus with them.
I wish I had orange and blue paint for my room.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But you get orange and blue swirled paint in a shade you particularly don't like.

I wish I could transform into an owl.

 

[nareky]

fine! however when ever you are an owl u will be terrified of flying

I wish i could taste every food in the world

 

[TwilightDeku]

Granted, but you will die of obesity tomorrow!
I wish this wish was not granted.

 

[Fig]

Granted but not granted as well for being a paradox.

I wish for Pokemon to be real.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But they are not the tame creatures you are familiar with...

I wish for more wishes

 

[domo]

granted but you create a paradox of screwed up nonsense because you made bad wishes.

i wish that my octopus returned to me.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but then... TENTACLE RAPE!! D:

I wish the person who grants this wish, would dance in real life after reading this.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But it was the Mexican hat dance of ultimate power (El Tigre reference) It destroyed your hometown.

I wish I could split into four.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but all four of you get drunk, start wandering off, and eventually split up.
When you do, you never find yourselves, and have to stay separated forever.
That sucks, because you are always one emotion.... and the one most aware of himself is sadness.. you are forever sad.

I wish I could run up a tree- no problem. (like in Naruto) xP

 

[Night Owl]

Granted but it is only tiny saplings that you can do that on.

I wish I could find my other 3 counterparts.