Corrupt a wish!

[SwiftestPhantom]

Granted, but the beard never stops growing!

I wish i could teleport

 

[Zelway]

Granted, but you can't control where you teleport to.

I wish I could manipulate time.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but all clocks in the would go haywire and destroy your house.

I wish I had the attention span to finish my weekend homework.

 

[Zelway]

Granted, but now you have to do your homework.

I wish that I was a Zora.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you get turned into a Zora the next time you're 100+ miles away from any large body of water.

I wish for a cute bunny.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. In the middle of the night, it hops up onto your bed, and bites your face off.
I wish that Spaghetti was a verb. (Try to corrupt THAT one! ) )

 

[Zelway]

Granted, but now you are a mute and you can never say it.

I wish I had Mases collection.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but your sweaty fingerprints lower its value.

I wish I spoke with a Britsh accent (The ladies love a British accent ).

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. But now you've forgotten how to speak.
I wish that I could talk to a girl without annoying her...

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you can't communicate well because she wont shut up.

I wish I had ghost-like powers, such as walking through walls and turning invisible, but still be alive and could do anything I could do before.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. You are now trapped in Limbo.
I wish I had Angel Wings...

 

[Zelway]

Granted, but they are too small for you and you can't use them to fly.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, but now you can't wish for it.

I wish I owned a pizzeria that made excellent pizza.

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

Granted, but it gets infested with mutant cockroaches.
I wish it would rain...

 

[Zelway]

Granted, but it starts raining cats and dogs (literally)

I wish I could go to hyrule.