Corrupt a wish!

[SwiftestPhantom]

(awww )
Granted, but you can't leave Castle Town.
Wish I could visit Gerudo Valley without being taken prisoner...

 

[tecknokid900]

Granted! but you have to play the shooting from horseback Game until you score perfect 100 times in a row.

I wish I had Skittles right now......

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

(easy! )
Granted, but they're sour Skittles...
I wish I had a nice, ice cold uncorruptible Dr. Pepper...

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. An Insane person runs up to you and stabs you with a knife. They then take the Dr Pepper.

I wish...
...
T_T

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

Granted..? but you stop crying...?
I wish i could have my Dr. Pepper back... :'(

 

[i-am-link]

(I didn't wish anything... I thought it was obvious what was going on...)

Granted; The insane person looks at it for a second, then smashes your face with it, and runs away, leaving it behind.

I wish that a girl I liked would have a chance to talk to me again...

 

[tecknokid900]

Granted, but she does'nt have anything nice to say.

I like sour Skittles btw.

I wish I don't have to go to a Grinding dance ever again.

 

[Zelway]

Granted, the reason being you lost your legs.

I wish I can grant the wish of post #3393.

 

[tecknokid900]

Granted, but it is you giving me 1 Billion dollers.

I wish I could be there.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you granted the wish on post #3395.

I wish for a chili dog.

EDIT: DAMMIT!

Granted, but you wasn't supposed to be here.

 

[Zelway]

Granted, you will now get a dog covered in chili.

I wish I could walk through walls.

 

[Cabbage]

You can, but you can't exit the wall. Ever.

I wish all my fangirl crushes were real.

 

[Zelway]

Granted, they're real but now you're fake.

I wish I had a UFO to travel through space.

 

[Cabbage]

Granted, but the UFO does not have a door. So, when you travel through space, your brains splode'.
I wish I had some russian food.

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but it doesn't have cabbage in it.

I wish for a wishful wishy wish of wishism.