Corrupt a wish!

[kokirion]

granted, but you have to play forever..

I wish there was an afterlife

 

[Tomoya-kun]

Granted but you only get gross food there and want to leave after five minutes.

I wish I had Vocaloid.

 

[Bluelink6]

Granted, but it sucks. I Wish I'd wished for something 4 posts ago..

 

[kokirion]

Granted, but you placed it 3 posts ago, so people are giving you bad repu

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I wish you gave me a wish to corrupt.

 

[Ember Incubus]

Granted, but you die before you can.

I wish for a.... tower...

 

[bigflyingpotato]

Granted but it appears right above your house and crushes you
I wish my package would get here today

 

[pizzavato]

granted but there is a auto turrent inside and shots you

I wish to be a spartan from the halo series

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you get klled by a gang of Floods...

I wish for a genie.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but the genie you get has terrible gas.

I wish a good video game that I've never heard of would appear in my hand.

 

[pizzavato]

granted but after you play it you notice it sucks

I wish to be a tomboy chick instead

 

[ComposerBrother]

Granted, but you grow up to be a hen.

I wish I could control Space and Time.

 

[kokirion]

granted, now you can warp through time but because of your unbalanced hart if you go back in time you're getting younger

 

[BlackDragon88]

....
I Wish I had something 2 eat!

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but Its the very thing you are allergic to

i wish for an empty box