Corrupt a wish!

[kokirion]

granted, but they break the mirror and lock you up with Kaepora Gaebora forever (don't press A)

I wish I mastered the Master Sword

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but while playing with it you accidentally cut your brother/sister in half.

I wish a box of raisins.

 

[Ninten*]

Granted, but you found out they were poison right after you ate the box.

I wish that I had a video camera to upload videos on YouTube.

 

[Veely]

Granted but the camera show inappropriate things...

I wish for a gamecube ^^

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, it's a broken gamecube.

I wish I could levitate.

 

[athenian200]

I wish I could levitate.

Granted, but you can only levitate upside-down, and it makes you dizzy.

I wish the economy would improve forever, such that we'd never have another recession or depression.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but the only way to get this better economy is to destroy every single cookie in the world!

i wish for infinate wealth

 

[Ninten*]

Granted, but people kept begging if they could have money which made you crazy.

I wish that there were no spammers anywhere unless nessessary.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but they're always necessary!

I wish AoL was easier.

 

[General Onox]

Granted, but they're always necessary!

I wish AoL was easier.

Wish granted but now you just have to press a button and you beat it

I wish nobody could corrupt this wish

 

[Veely]

Granted but its still corrupted by ME >=)..
I wish I was a great singer

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

great, but your music is so awesome everyone pirates it and you lose a lot money

I wish that people respected Duane and BrandO for the geniuses they are

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but no one respects your's and other people's work anymore.

I wish every time someone played Ocarina of Time they had to pay me five noncounterfeit U.S. dollars.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, so no one plays it again because of this and they revolt and beat you up

i wish Duane and BrandO never broke up

 

[Bluelink6]

Granted, but you die so you never know they didn't.

I wish they'd put something good on Tv.