Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Norm]

Big Octo, Y U NO CONTRIBUTE!

What if I wished foar a hat!

 

[Ocarina_Link]

Then It would fall from the sky
What happens if I battle bowser on real life?

 

[Norm]

You would get impaled on his spiked shell.

What if my mom wasn't too lazy to drive me to the store so I can buy my new consloe?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Then there would be ducks everywhere.

Why do deer freeze up in oncoming traffic?

 

[Norm]

Because I can't buy my friggin' PlayStation.

Why do smart people do dumb things?

 

[Night Owl]

Because they weren't there when the uncommon sense was handed out.

If common sense is common, why do we need warning labels on everything?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

So less of the minority of people without common sense won't get hurt.

Why does it tickle when I fart out of my nose?

 

[Big Octo]

Mechbeth!

Mechbeth?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Yes, he is indeed a duck.

Why did my autocorrect want to change "duck" to "****" just now?

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

Because puck is more commonly used.

Are Zebras black with white stripes, or have white stripes and the rest black?

 

[Night Owl]

Neither they have white and black stripes dyed on them otherwise they are normal horses.

What if videogames were really alternate dimensions that we figured out how to manipulate?

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

They already are, just known to some...
why do I feel tired in the morning but awake at night.

 

[Night Owl]

Because you are a vigilante.

Am I a morning person?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

No, because neither am I....
I HATE YOU BACON AND EGGS! -shakes fist-

Why does the chicken always have to have its motives questioned for crossing the road?

 

[TheRationalDove]

Because it may be carrying explosives

Why is my shirt on backwards?