Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[SamuRaichu]

Because Ganondorf banished you to the world of Pokemon.
That makes no complete sense.
Why is everybody not Online right now?

 

[Sonicbowling]

He'll be on shortly, I'm sure of it.

How come I feel like killing Squirtle whenever I see a picture of him?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because Squirtle is the devil's servant.

Why are all of the old cartoons funny?

 

[SamuRaichu]

Because...42.
Why am I underweight?

 

[Cabbage]

Because you paint your nails. (??)
Why doesn't anyone just accept that i'm a cabbage?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because you look like a Bulbasaur.

If you can't spell crap without rap then why do people listen to it?

 

[Dr3W21]

Because most people don't find cabbage appetizing. Deal with it jackisha. (I made it up)

Why is Jackisha not in the dictionary?

 

[Hylian Knight]

Because Scarecrows are found at Lake Hylia

Why Chicken cross road?

 

[Dr3W21]

Because he had diarhhea, and there was a toilet over there.

Why isn't Psycholigary Cusskess (pronounced kuhss-kehss) a disease?

 

[Cabbage]

Because I made some in my pie.
Why are MOST teenage girls prissy?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because they read too much Twilight (Bad for the brain).

If you can't spell crap without rap then why do people listen to it?

 

[Cabbage]

Because most people don't think outside the box and realize, RAP is CRAP! (Wow, that's cheesy.)
By the way, I highly approve of your answer. Anyway, this question will kindof go along with your answer.
Why do teenagers find potential in Twilight? (It's basically a big glop of vampire poo written on pages, so...)
No offense to anyone who likes twilight out there. I would hate to offend you. (That's not supposed to sound sarcastic.)

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Somehow, it's all Ganondorf's fault.

Do you how do?

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

how do you do? P)

how is it all Ganondorf's fault?

 

[Cabbage]

Ganondorf is the master of all evil stuffs, and, as so, he creates things to poison the minds of young women.
Why do I get to skip school?