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  • Haha xD Well i'm not up to much, just homework.. Ugh, writing out my timetable for tomorrow :(
    Where are you up to in Ocarina of Time?
    Once upon a time there was a young boy named Krister. Krister was 13 years old and lived in San Lucas. While walking home from school one day, a Red Cockapoo jumped out from behind a Light Pole and tackled Krister to the ground. But just when he was about to let out a scream for help, Krister realized that the Red Cockapoo was only licking his face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Krister decided to keep the Red Cockapoo as a pet. And on the way home he decided to name his pet Red Cockapoo ''Christopher.''

    When Krister and his new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Krister's mother, Marji. And boy was she surprised to see a Red Cockapoo following Krister into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Marji. ''It's a Red Cockapoo,'' answered Krister. ''Dah, I can see that, Krister, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Marji. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Krister. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Marji. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates Red Cockapoos. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Krister grabbed Christopher by the scruff of the neck and led his new pet into the house--even though he knew his father was probably going to dissaprove.

    Once in the house, Krister and Christopher played and played, that is until Krister's favorite television show, ''None,'' started. At that point Krister forgot all about Christopher having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''None,'' when Krister was brought back to reality when he heard his father shout, ''Lame!! Krister! Get your butt in the Bathroom...NOW!!'' With that Krister rushed into the Bathroom to see what all the fuss was about. When he entered the Bathroom, there stood his father, Glenn, pointing toward the Couch. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked his father. Then, as Krister followed his father's finger to where it was pointing, he instantly knew what his father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the Couch, was the biggest pile of Cockapoo doo-doo he had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Glenn. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing his father as well as he did, Krister knew there was no sense even asking his father if he could keep Christopher for a pet.

    So without hesitation, Krister set out to find where Christopher was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Krister discovered Christopher crouched beneath the table that Krister did his Ninja on. ''Come on, Christopher, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the Couch!'' scolded Krister. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet Cockapoo!! And with that Krister led Christopher out of the house and down to the local Tienda. They had a pet section and Krister knew the owner would find Christopher a good home.

    So after saying good-bye to Christopher, and thanking the owner of Tienda, Krister walked backed home and attempted to dround his sorrows by slamming down a half dozen Raptors. But Krister's pitty party came to an abrupt end when his father reminded him about the mess he had neglected to clean up.

    And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Krister suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on.

    The End.



    Once upon a time there was a young girl named Noname. Noname was 6094 years old and lived in Downtown, NINJA. While walking home from school one day, a Invisible Shark jumped out from behind a Paper and tackled Noname to the ground. But just when she was about to let out a scream for help, Noname realized that the Invisible Shark was only licking her face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Noname decided to keep the Invisible Shark as a pet. And on the way home she decided to name her pet Invisible Shark ''Loser.''

    When Noname and her new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Noname's mother, Mother. And boy was she surprised to see a Invisible Shark following Noname into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Mother. ''It's a Invisible Shark,'' answered Noname. ''Dah, I can see that, Noname, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Mother. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Noname. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Mother. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates Invisible Sharks. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Noname grabbed Loser by the scruff of the neck and led her new pet into the house--even though she knew her father was probably going to dissaprove.

    Once in the house, Noname and Loser played and played, that is until Noname's favorite television show, ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,'' started. At that point Noname forgot all about Loser having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,'' when Noname was brought back to reality when she heard her father shout, ''Cottenheadedninnymuggen!! Noname! Get your Toes in the Backyard...NOW!!'' With that Noname rushed into the Backyard to see what all the fuss was about. When she entered the Backyard, there stood her father, EliteNinja, pointing toward the Toilet. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked her father. Then, as Noname followed her father's finger to where it was pointing, she instantly knew what her father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the Toilet, was the biggest pile of Shark doo-doo she had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said EliteNinja. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing her father as well as she did, Noname knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep Loser for a pet.

    So without hesitation, Noname set out to find where Loser was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Noname discovered Loser crouched beneath the table that Noname did her Killing People on. ''Come on, Loser, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the Toilet!'' scolded Noname. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet Shark!! And with that Noname led Loser out of the house and down to the local TiendaElite Ninja. They had a pet section and Noname knew the owner would find Loser a good home.

    So after saying good-bye to Loser, and thanking the owner of TiendaElite Ninja, Noname walked backed home and attempted to dround her sorrows by slamming down a half dozen Raptors. But Noname's pitty party came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up.

    And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Noname suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on.

    The End.




    Once upon a time there was a young boy named Name. Name was 98,765,432,109 years old and lived in NINJA, NINJA. While walking home from school one day, a Invisible Some type of invisable smily-face NINJA jumped out from behind a Name and tackled Name to the ground. But just when he was about to let out a scream for help, Name realized that the Invisible Some type of invisable smily-face NINJA was only licking his face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Name decided to keep the Invisible Some type of invisable smily-face NINJA as a pet. And on the way home he decided to name his pet Invisible Some type of invisable smily-face NINJA ''space.''

    When Name and his new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Name's mother, Mother. And boy was she surprised to see a Invisible Some type of invisable smily-face NINJA following Name into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Mother. ''It's a Invisible Some type of invisable smily-face NINJA,'' answered Name. ''Dah, I can see that, Name, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Mother. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Name. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Mother. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates Invisible Some type of invisable smily-face NINJAs. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Name grabbed space by the scruff of the neck and led his new pet into the house--even though he knew his father was probably going to dissaprove.

    Once in the house, Name and space played and played, that is until Name's favorite television show, ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,'' started. At that point Name forgot all about space having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,'' when Name was brought back to reality when he heard his father shout, ''crappity-dooda-day-ploop!! Name! Get your knitting-needles in the chimney...NOW!!'' With that Name rushed into the chimney to see what all the fuss was about. When he entered the chimney, there stood his father, DeadOne, pointing toward the computer. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked his father. Then, as Name followed his father's finger to where it was pointing, he instantly knew what his father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the computer, was the biggest pile of Some type of invisable smily-face NINJA doo-doo he had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said DeadOne. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing his father as well as he did, Name knew there was no sense even asking his father if he could keep space for a pet.

    So without hesitation, Name set out to find where space was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Name discovered space crouched beneath the table that Name did his Killing People on. ''Come on, space, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the computer!'' scolded Name. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet Some type of invisable smily-face NINJA!! And with that Name led space out of the house and down to the local couch. They had a pet section and Name knew the owner would find space a good home.

    So after saying good-bye to space, and thanking the owner of couch, Name walked backed home and attempted to dround his sorrows by slamming down a half dozen Raptors. But Name's pitty party came to an abrupt end when his father reminded him about the mess he had neglected to clean up.

    And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Name suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on.

    The End.
    I am trying to convince my parents.. the only problem I have is I don't like the 2 colors. D:

    But yes i am excited about OoT 3DS!!
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