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|Name = Cel-Shaded Deku | |Name = Cel-Shaded Deku | ||
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==Early Childhood== | ==Early Childhood== | ||
When CSD was 7 he shook the hand of Shigeru Miyamoto | When CSD was 7 he shook the hand of Shigeru Miyamoto which caused them to exchange their Awesome genes. The next day, Miyamoto's new video game The Legend of Zelda became a huge success. The same day, CSD lost his virginity to an anime chick, Miyamoto's wife, and a bagel at the same time! | ||
At age 8 he discovered a cure for stupid but his stupid lab partner blew up Earth's second moon, where they were preforming the research and experiments. CSD survived on the sheer power of his awesomeness alone. CSD's stupid lab partner and all of CSD's work was destroyed in the explosion because not enough of his awesomeness rubbed off on them. The only other thing that survived the explosion was a copy of URA Zelda and now it resides in CSD's personal gaming room. | At age 8 he discovered a cure for stupid but his stupid lab partner blew up Earth's second moon, where they were preforming the research and experiments. CSD survived on the sheer power of his awesomeness alone. CSD's stupid lab partner and all of CSD's work was destroyed in the explosion because not enough of his awesomeness rubbed off on them. The only other thing that survived the explosion was a copy of URA Zelda and now it resides in CSD's personal gaming room. | ||
==College== | ==College== | ||
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CSD has no student debt because at the time he had accumulated $999,999,999,999.99 in savings. It would have been exactly one trillion if he hadn't found a penny on the street and disregarded it as worthless trash. The payment barely made a dent into his savings and today CSD has accumulated hundreds of trillions of dollars of wealth. | CSD has no student debt because at the time he had accumulated $999,999,999,999.99 in savings. It would have been exactly one trillion if he hadn't found a penny on the street and disregarded it as worthless trash. The payment barely made a dent into his savings and today CSD has accumulated hundreds of trillions of dollars of wealth. | ||
The college degree hepled CSD | The college degree hepled CSD get a high-paying job selling jelly donuts in the Hello Kitty Galaxy. By high-paying I mean drugs, lots of them. Which reminds me... | ||
==Drug Addiction== | ==Drug Addiction== | ||
At age 11 CSD first experimented with Magic Beans. He slowly moved on to worse drugs such as Magic Powder, Fairy Dust, Hyoi Pears, Jabber Nuts, and eventually Gold Dust. | At age 11 CSD first experimented with Magic Beans. He slowly moved on to worse drugs such as Magic Powder, Fairy Dust, Hyoi Pears, Jabber Nuts, and eventually Gold Dust. | ||
Gold Dust is a very hard core drug. The only person known to take it with ease is Sakon the thief. Despite his extreme awesomeness he cannot handle Gold Dust. When he tried it he began experiencing muscle spasms, hallucinations, and thinking like a Republican. CSD was taken to the hospital immediately where the Gold Dust was surgically removed. Since that day CSD has never attempted to do Gold Dust | Gold Dust is a very hard core drug. The only person known to take it with ease is Sakon the thief. Despite his extreme awesomeness he cannot handle Gold Dust. When he tried it he began experiencing muscle spasms, hallucinations, and thinking like a Republican. CSD was taken to the hospital immediately where the Gold Dust was surgically removed. Since that day CSD has never attempted to do Gold Dust ever again. | ||
CSD goes to Stoner Tower, Termina every Saturday to get high with his stoner friends such as Sakon, onidarklink2, and the owl that smokes crack in his underwear. | CSD goes to Stoner Tower, Termina every Saturday to get high with his stoner friends such as Sakon, onidarklink2, and the owl that smokes crack in his underwear. | ||
==Blueberry Pie== | ==Blueberry Pie== | ||