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- Oct 26, 2013
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Why MM is random
I think MM is one of the randomnest games in the zelda series. First of you just finished Oot, which is a simple fantasy game. Then you hear about a sequel. After you buy the sequel you see nothing but wildness. As soon as you enter clock town you see... A GIANT CONSTIPATED MOON THAT IS GOING TO CRUSH THE CITY IN THREE DAYS! Pretty mad. Then later in the game you go to a nice farm and find that at night there are TONS OF UN-DEAD SHEPARD ALIENS IN PAJAMAS THAT ARE TRYING TO STEAL YOUR COWS! Finally you reach the last boss and see... A MAD CHICKEN MAN RUNNING AROUND TRYING DANCE YOU TO DEATH! and if that's not enough... HE TURNS INTO A STEROID ALTERED SCREAMING WOMAN THAT LOOKS LIKE SHE CAME OUT OF A BIOLOGY TEXTBOOK! there are many more examples, but this is why I think MM is random. What do you think?
I think MM is one of the randomnest games in the zelda series. First of you just finished Oot, which is a simple fantasy game. Then you hear about a sequel. After you buy the sequel you see nothing but wildness. As soon as you enter clock town you see... A GIANT CONSTIPATED MOON THAT IS GOING TO CRUSH THE CITY IN THREE DAYS! Pretty mad. Then later in the game you go to a nice farm and find that at night there are TONS OF UN-DEAD SHEPARD ALIENS IN PAJAMAS THAT ARE TRYING TO STEAL YOUR COWS! Finally you reach the last boss and see... A MAD CHICKEN MAN RUNNING AROUND TRYING DANCE YOU TO DEATH! and if that's not enough... HE TURNS INTO A STEROID ALTERED SCREAMING WOMAN THAT LOOKS LIKE SHE CAME OUT OF A BIOLOGY TEXTBOOK! there are many more examples, but this is why I think MM is random. What do you think?