Okay, so today I was making a pizza. The pizza was on this random cardboard circle, yeah? Well, after placing the pizza in the oven, I noticed the cardboard circle. "I haven't a use for this." I thought as I picked up the cardboard circle to throw away. But then something struck me. I took the cardboard circle in one hand and I threw it in a Frisbee®-like motion. The cardboard circle soared across the room, as a Frisbee® would, except the circle had a more interesting flying pattern (it liked to cling to the walls). "Brilliant!" I said out loud, in the open.
I experimented with the cardboard circle, tossing it from different angles and locations. The once-useless cardboard circle soared like a violently graceful eagle. It could fly up to eighty feet, most likely.
How amazing this cardboard circle was! It was reminiscent of a Frisbee®, but it was better. It was thinner and more lightweight, not to mention cardboard, so it probably wouldn't break anything. Also, it's more environmentally friendly or something idekeh. And it made for a really great fan.
It's stupid for one to be entertained by such a pitiful object, one could say. But I say, "If it's stupid, but it works, it isn't stupid." This cardboard circle was stupid, but it wasn't stupid. I saw potential in this cardboard circle. It's a little thing of life that makes it worth living.
Thank you for reading this post about my cardboard circle.