The Russian Reversal Game!

[MOTLEYlink]

The Russian Reversal Game!!!
"In Soviet Russia, Game Plays YOU!!"​

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Post the best Russian Reversal you can think of.*

If you don't know what Russian Reversal is: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Russian_reversal_(joke)

You cannot use "the" or "a" and they must always begin with "In Soviet Russia" and end with "YOU!"

Example:
In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cow tips YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, horse rides YOU!!

*NOTE: This is just for fun, nothing racist please.

In Soviet Russia, Force Feels YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Cow Milks YOU!!

 

[Swordbomb]

In Soviet Russia,bomb lights YOU!

 

[fredthehylian]

In Soviet Russia, the law breaks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, the rain forest destroys YOU!!

 

[Rytex]

In Soviet Russia, Ganon kills YOU!!!!!
In Soviet Russia, Joke tells YOU!!!

 

[Hylian Knight]

The Russian Reversal I love this game.

In Soviet Russia, You take Shield and Tunic from Like-Like.

 

[Icetomeetyou]

In Soviet Russia, music listen to you!

 

[SheikahWarrior]

In Soviet Russia, you ban moderators!

 

[ComposerBrother]

"Eeen Soviet Russia, chair seet on you!"

 

[Jedizora]

In soivet russia cancer gets killed by YOU!
Also there is already a thread like this, but its zelda theamed, so its okay.

 

[Michael Heide]

The original Russian Reversals by Yakov Smirnoff were thinly veiled critique of the Orwellian methods of the Soviet Union. "In Soviet Russia, television watches you" was not random silliness, but justified paranoia. I think they still work best when they have some sort of political subtext.

In Soviet Russia, politician has checks and balances for you.
In Soviet Russia, search engine googles you.
Dear NWA: In Soviet Russia, Police ***** you.

 

[fredthehylian]

In Soviet Russia, the witch burns you.
In Soviet Russia, drunk gets you.
In Soviet Russia, games play you.

 

[Swordbomb]

in soviet russia, window buys you!

 

[Jedizora]

In soviet russia, Macs laugh at you!
(I like windows, not macs)

 

[Big Octo]

In Soviet Russia, thread bumps you!

 

[Libk]

In soviet Russia, mailbox smash you!!