I secretly sent Kyoko to flirt with Train. Kyoko baked him an awesome cake that Train actually wanted to eat the cake. He then gave accidently gave the cookie to me.
When I teh cookie,I placed the cookie somewhere secret.
I fired space lasers at you and stole the cookie. I tore the cookie into individual atoms, and hid it into different parallel universes and kept a piece. I HAZ(part of) DA COOKIE!!!