Let's Play The What If? Game

[Norm]

He did. I found Dongorongo to be difficult

¿Qué pasa si yo hablaba español?

 

[Trio the Punch]

Ensuite je parle Francais.
What if Link had to face sixteen colossi in an effort to revive his dead girlfriend?

 

[Norm]

Zelda's dead??!!

私は日本語を話したら？

 

[Trio the Punch]

Then those characters don't register as anything more than squares.
What if we got the hammer again?

 

[Norm]

Then it would be frikin' SWEET!

What if we got Navi again?

 

[Trio the Punch]

Then I quit.
What if we got Ciela again?

 

[Norm]

I'm cool wit dat.

What if we had another PH?

 

[Trio the Punch]

Then that's pretty much awesome.
What if the moblin in dungeon 7 was a vegetarian?

 

[Norm]

What?

What if this wasn't a What If? game?

 

[Trio the Punch]

Then it would be 'Ask a stupid question/ Get a stupid answer.'
What if there were more than three members currently active in the forum games?

 

[Norm]

Then I would have more competition.

What if Chuck Norris?

 

[Go_Skyward]

then we would all die

what if... I didn't keep getting killed in the forums?

 

[Trio the Punch]

Then you'd get killed in REAL LIFE!
What if my socks could sing?

 

[Go_Skyward]

That would be cooler than your average soap opera.

What if Link could talk? (plot twist! I made us get on topic with Zelda)

 

[Trio the Punch]

Then everyone would rage about his voice actor not being 100 percent perfect.
What if Link had to fight Gamerra?
(I totally forgot this was supposed to be Zelda-related)