Let's Play The What If? Game

[Purple_Rupee]

Then im sure he would have some very bad words to say about zelda never delivering the goods for his how many save the kingdom/rescues now?

What if link could throw his sword/shield as an attack?

 

[Trio the Punch]

Then it'd be called strike raid.
What if Link liked to watch 90's sitcoms?

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Then the title would be "Legend of Couch potatoe"

What if Zelda was a red head instead of a blonde? =D

 

[Trio the Punch]

Then hells yay-uh.
What if Tingle wasn't so incredibly terrifying.

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Then we wouldn't have to strap balloons to his back tpo keep him the #$%# away from us. =D

What if the kid in clock town shooting spit balls at the majora's mask balloon was committing a hate crime by doing said spit balling? =D

 

[Trio the Punch]

Then balloons would have to be featured as a race in a later Zelda game.
What if nintendo would've let me kill those killer bee twerps in Wind Waker?

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Then the Earth would thank you =D

What if brak was links wise-cracking yet trusty sidekick in every series? =D

 

[Trio the Punch]

Then hilarity would no doubt ensue.
What if Link lost his hat?

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Then we would get him some BED HEAD SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER! ITS ONE THING TO DEFEAT EVIL, IT'S ANOTHER TO DO IT LOOKING FFFFFABULOUS!1! =D

what if link was a black guy? =D

 

[Go_Skyward]

Black people might be offended. .... is there a such thing as a black elf

What if there were black people in Zelda? (that sounded so racists D: *hides in shame* .... yay for my witty comments XD)

 

[Trio the Punch]

Then it'd be a lot more diverse than Utah.
What if everyone wasn't so racist to Deku Scrubs?

 

[Purple_Rupee]

*slams my paw on the table* then the world would be a better place!!!

What if link's new weapons inventory consisted of a mudkip, a cookie with a dark past, an elephant who never forgets.....TO KILL, and citizen snips the crab?

 

[Go_Skyward]

Then Deku's would take over the world. ........... that would be one messed up Zelda game

What if Link started his journey in Majora's Mask as a Goron first?

 

[Trio the Punch]

*slams my paw on the table* then the world would be a better place!!!

What if link's new weapons inventory consisted of a mudkip, a cookie with a dark past, an elephant who never forgets.....TO KILL, and citizen snips the crab?

Then your Futurama reference is the best!!!

@Go_Skyward Then the whole game would need to be reworked.
What if Link was Super King (the best one of the three)?

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Then your Futurama reference is the best!!!

@Go_Skyward Then the whole game would need to be reworked.
What if Link was Super King (the best one of the three)?

(Appreciated that you caught that sir -lol-)

Then there is a dog in termina that enjoyed attacking link as a deku scrub who is gonna learn pain...

What if link got the mario mask from the happy mask salesman?