Let's Play The What If? Game

[Norm]

Then Zelda would suck under new management.

What if Link, Gannon and Zelda all teamed up to fight evil?

 

[Trio the Punch]

Then they would be forced to face Smithy and his gang in order to obtain seven magic stars.
What if Link could dual wield swords?

 

[Norm]

Then the Zelda series would become *that* much more boss.

What if Link's swords could break?

 

[Trio the Punch]

Then the Master Sword would be pretty lame.
What if Link had to stand trial for his hundreds of accumulated breaking and entering charges?

 

[Norm]

Then Link would totally play the, " I saved Hyrule like 12 times" card.

What if it wasn't 9:42 where I live?

 

[Trio the Punch]

Then it'd be a different time, duh.
What if Zelda could actually aim the bow of light?

 

[DuelMark]

Then Ganon would need to wear a crotch guard.
What if Link could turn into a dragon?

 

[toonlink]

Then I would be very pleased.
What if Link could eat mushrooms and grow?

 

[DuelMark]

Then we wouldn't need the Master Sword anymore, just step on the monsters.

What if it turns out Hyrule is on a planet distant from Earth?

 

[toonlink]

I would go on the spaceship.
What if Hyrule was on food shortages?

 

[Trio the Punch]

Then the meat would cost 10,000,000 rupees.
What if Link got the magic wand in a 3D console Zelda game?

 

[toonlink]

Then you could shoot attacks from it.
What if Link knew Karate?

 

[Violet Link]

Then Disney will make Zelda weird causing zelda fans to hate zelda.
What if Link isn't the main hero and Tingle is the main hero?

 

[toonlink]

Then a select few would be the only to like Zelda.
What if Zelda died?

 

[Trio the Punch]

Then I would woot.
What if Link had arthritis?
(I answered before but I was too slow)