Corrupt a wish!

[Blue Canary]

Granted. It kills you.

I wish, I wish, I wish for a dish, of fish, oh so delicious!

 

[hwrdjacob]

Granted. The fish is infected with Ebola. How's dat Ebola Cereal, hm?



I wish I could do that Japanese Catgirl thing and actually look cute.

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

Granted, but now you look so cute every guy in the world hits on you.

I wish my haircut wasnt so short.

 

[Blue Canary]

Granted. It's so long you trip over it and die.

I wish for a cheeseburger.

 

[HeroOfTime]

Granted. Have mine, a bug flew in it.

I wish for world peace (how's that gonna end up badly?)

 

[Blue Canary]

Granted. Now everything is super boring and people are commiting mass suicide and doing a lot of harmful drugs as they go insane from lack of stimulation.

I wish for a fish.

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

granted but you can only eat it raw.

i wish i had love in my life...

haha

 

[HeroOfTime]

Granted, but your girlfriend is insane and you commit suicide the day after you meet her.

I wish I han't given Chimera the idea for fish...

 

[Zelda18]

Wish granted but now all you can think about is fish.....

I wish I had a water buffalo

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

granted but it is made of water and makes a mess

i wish i didn't have to go

 

[Zelda18]

Granted. instead you have to stay here and stare at the screen going crazy until someone takes pity on you and posts something. See ya!

I wish I knew what you were thinking.

 

[HeroOfTime]

No. Trust me, you don't

I wish I wasn't so depressed

 

[Zelda18]

Wish granted but now you have a permanent smile stuck on your face, and you look like the happy mask salesman all the time

I wish you wouldn't talk. ever. Seriously. plz stop. PLEASE!!!!!!!!

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

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I wish she didn't wish i wouldn't talk

 

[Zelda18]

That was intended for the next poster. Sorry, I cannot grant that wish

I wish I had two goldfish a goldfish