Corrupt a wish!

[Gemquarry]

Granted, but now, you uh, I...want the same thing! *Cry's eyes out*. Ahem, *sniffle* now it rains fire every other month of the year.

I wish I was resistant to fire.

 

[HeroOfTime]

Wish granted, but you dissolve in water.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Gemquarry]

Granted, but now you don't know what to do with your life. As an idea, keep posting on ZD forums .

I wish magic was real.

 

[HeroOfTime]

Granted, but you get turned into a frog.

I wish for fish.

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

you already wished that stupid. i'm not gonna grant it this time

i wish i didn't have to take biology

 

[hwrdjacob]

Granted, but since you don't take it you are unable to stop the giant mutant samurai bunny that eats your house.


I wish I was cuter and nicer and prettier.

 

[HeroOfTime]

Granted. You get turned into a bunny and cooked into rabbit stew.

I wish 27 realized that I was hoping someone else would grant my fish wish

 

[Blue Canary]

Granted. It doesn't stop him.

I wish for a ninja constume.

 

[HeroOfTime]

Granted. You then set it as your avatar and we're back to where we started

I wish I was mickey mouse

 

[Blue Canary]

Granted. You don't actually exist.

I wish for a pizza.

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

granted, but the pizza is aggressive

i wish i didn't just eat all that pizza, i'm gonna puke

 

[Blue Canary]

Granted. It was the only thing you had to eat and you starve to death.

I wish for a genie.

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

granted, but he's a corrupt genie and corrupts any wishes you make

i wish i knew what to wish for

 

[Blue Canary]

Granted. You wish for immortality and to be slowly tortured painfully.

I wish for a new computer.

 

[Jirohnagi]

Granted but it constantly crashes and electrocutes you through the mouse.

I wish, i wish i had a dish OF DEATH.