Corrupt a wish!

[27ジョーカーソン]

granted, but your aunt is

i wish i had a drummer so i could actually make a band

 

[JamesBond007]

Granted, but the drummer plays songs only from Donkey Kong.

I wish I could watch every news channel on the Internet for free.

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

granted, but the world becomes boring and nothing good is ever on the news

i wish i had skyrim

 

[CynicalSquid]

Granted, but the disc is scratched beyond repair.

I wish I had something to do

 

[Blue Canary]

Granted, you go out and kill 54 people, and then you are sent to prison.

I wish for a box.

 

[Gemquarry]

Granted, but its full of dog poop and maggots.

I wish nobody would corrupt my wish.

 

[Blue Canary]

Granted. Like, do I seriously have to even say it?

I wish for a something.

 

[Gemquarry]

Granted, but then your something is stolen and you have nothing.

I wish nothing would stink.

 

[Blue Canary]

Granted. You lose the ability to smell and then die because of a gas leak.

I wish I could have pets where I live.

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

Granted, but every pet you get dies immediately

I wish i had a dog again

 

[Blue Canary]

Granted. He is a psycopath and kills everyone, including you.

I wish I had a hat.

 

[Gemquarry]

Granted, but then a question for you arises. Do you like lice? Cuz your hat is full of them.

I wish I didn't have to eat to stay alive.

 

[hwrdjacob]

Granted, now you have to jump from cliffs once a week, and drink pee to stay alive.


I wish I was extremely beautiful.

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

granted, but you have the worst personality ever

i wish i was better at tf2

 

[HeroOfTime]

Granted, but now you stink at all other games.

I wish there was snow already.