Corrupt a wish!

[EternalNocturne]

Granted, but then she won't post on any other thread.

I wish I had a pencil.

 

[Naga]

Granted but its cheap and you can't sharpen it without it breaking and you sharpen it so much that it's now worthless

I wish for the books A Guide Book to the Great Tree and Lost Tales of Gahoole.

 

[Sydney]

Granted, but several pages are torn out and other pages aren't legible.

I wish I didn't have to go to work anymore.

 

[Naga]

Granted. You now have to listen to the Annoyng Orange being annoyng during the times of day when you would normally work.

I wish I could eat m&ms (they hurt my teeth right now cause I just got stronger wires on my braces yesterday)

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, Unfortunately this will take a few days to take effect.

I wish pain was nonexistent.

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

Granted but now the world is destroyed because people do stuff they normally would not have.
I wish oranges were blue

 

[EternalNocturne]

Granted. Now everything that was once blue is now orange.

I wish homework was nonexistent.

 

[Naga]

Granted. You now have to do all that work over summer break

I wish for more mint m&ms

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But now you cannot have anything other than mint M&Ms.
I wish Work was play.

 

[EternalNocturne]

Granted, but since work = play, play = work, so work = play = work = play, you basically just locked yourself into a neverending loop.

I wish I could understand time travel.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But paradoxes still defy being understood.

I wish everything was understandable.

 

[EternalNocturne]

Granted. The world has now been blown up.

I wish I was a professional Zelda player...

 

[Naga]

Granted. You get broke and can't buy any Zelda games and have to sell the ones you do have to pay for food

I wish I was the master of all things DragonVale

 

[Terminus]

You are floored by the responsibilities of masterhood.

I wish I had season tickets to SF!

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But they are last year's unused season tickets.

I wish for food.