Corrupt a wish!

[Linknmike]

Granted. It falls on your head.

I wish that I was the most creative person on earth.

 

[Master Sword13]

Granted, but you create someone more creative than yourself, and you name him Master Sword13.

I wish that I had a Keyblade.

 

[Firice da Vinci]

Granted, but some Heartless steal it after they take your heart.

I wish that I had sprite skills to finish my awesome fan game.

 

[Master Sword13]

Granted, but there's a wipe and you lose all your progress on it.

I wish I could make my own avys and sigs.

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but they look horrible.

I wish for a fish that will wish for a fish that will wish for a fish that will wish for pasta.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but I suddenly poped-up from the ground, fried them and ate them.

I wish for a piggie.

 

[Jedizora]

granted, but I fire them. Bacon=epic win.
I wish for bacon.

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but you get bacon made from people. And I only tell you after you ate it.

 

[Mases]

I wish they released the third game in the Oracle series.

 

[MrMosley]

I wish they released the third game in the Oracle series.

Granted, but Ric Flair delivers it to you, chops you across the chest multiple times, then elbow drops your prized third Oracle game.

I wish I was a 16 time World Heavyweight Wrestling champion.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but even a hamster could beat you.

I wish for a fish.

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, it's dead, and the smell is unbearable.

I wish I could see 5 minutes into the future whenever I wanted to.

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but you see God, and you're so amazed that you die. The reason you saw God was because you were dead in 5 minutes because you looked 5 minutes into the future and saw God and it killed you. I'm not going to take any longer than that to explain it.

I wish I was suddenly extremely smart, and didn't have any headaches.

 

[Stallord]

Granted, you're so smart that you know everything about the universe, but you then know it's too much for you to know and you commit suicide.

I wish Skyward Sword would have a release date already!

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but you die before it's released.

i wish for a spoon. That's it, just a spoon.