Corrupt a wish!

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Dang it, ninja'd

Granted, but whatever you just wished for somehow causes deadly fungus to grow on your finger nails.

I wish I could find the piece of hay in the needle stack.

 

[Swordbomb]

granted but you kill yourself before you find it

i wish for the power to dance

 

[Linknmike]

Granted. but. all. you. can. do. is. the. robot.

I wish my Harry Potter app was faster. It won't go.

 

[Swordbomb]

(i wanted to do the robot so i may shoot lasars out of my eyes) granted but it goes so fast that it blows up the entire harry potter thing and people murder you because you killed harry potter!!!

i wish for dead dragon eggs!(they look funny)

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but the 'orphans' parents finally catch up to you.

The result: You>x.x

Parent Dragon>

I wish that I was that dragon.

 

[Bob the Devil]

Granted, but you explode for no apparent reason.

I wish I had a slinkey.

 

[Bob the Devil]

Granted, but you fall off an airplane and land in the middle of a cannible colony. Muahahahaha...

I wish that my slinky didn't kill me.

 

[Kirino]

Granted,but a a giant ice cream truck falls out of the sky and kills you.

I wish Chuck Norris wasn't out to get me.

 

[Link8150]

Granted, but now all of the terrorists are out to get you

I wish that my uverse would come already

 

[Bob the Devil]

Granted, but I don't know what that is, so you just explode.

I wish that I had 300000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000(three cendectillion) dollars.

 

[Kirino]

Granted,but all the robbers in the world are out to kill you and steal your money.

I wish that I wished that I wished that I wished for a fish in a dish who likes to swish.

 

[Pen]

Okay, but you can only wish that you wished that you wished for a fish in a dish who likes to swish.

I wish that the Christmas holidays were longer!!
:triforce:

 

[Magatha]

^ granted, but then winter never ends, and you have to shovel the driveway everyday.
I wish that I didn't have to clean the house for family christmas parties.

 

[Hawk the Warior]

granted, they are longer by one second

I wish people would click my dragons. they're dying!

Oops, ninja'ed

 

[Magatha]

Wish granted, I refuse to corrupt this wish because dragons are awesome and don't deserve to die!
Also: try posting in the dragon feeding game...

I wish that I was a Green Lantern superhero