Corrupt a wish!

[Pen]

Granted, but the hair will grow equally on your ENTIRE body!!

I wish that my wish won't be CORRUPTED

 

[Swordbomb]

granted but it gets corrupted anyways and then you fall in a shark tank then come out and fall in pit of lava and you die

i wish for a dagger

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted. You accidently kill yourself with it.
I wish for something that is nothing that is nothing that is something that is nothing etc.

 

[Swordbomb]

granted but you get a bunny that eats you

i wish for a sonic tank

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted. It explodes and kills you.
I wish that a dog would drop on the person who posts after me.

 

[Swordbomb]

granted but it fails and poops on you and then licks the inside of your mouth(yuck!)

i wish for an item that wont hurt me or do anything bad at all and all it does is stay in one place

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted. You accidently launch it into space and knock an asteroid into Earth, and you all die.
I wish that no one would post after me.

 

[Swordbomb]

granted but i post after you to grant your wish(ha ha ha!)

i wish i could meet link

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted. He thinks you're Ganondorf and kills you.
I wish that dragons weren't real. (HA! See if you can corrupt this...)

 

[Pen]

Granted, but River Zoras are real, and they will make you wish that dragons were real!!

I wish that I could fly.

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted. You accidently fly into space and suffocate.
I wish I could brethe in space (I think I know how someone might corrupt this...)

 

[s4ad0w]

Granted, You can now breathe in that one space five miles from your house (Geez, that place is pure oxygen man, I thought you could already breathe there)

I wish it wasn't dangerous to go alone

 

[Pen]

Granted, but you will have to carry an enormous sword in with you, which will slow you down....

I wish to meet the Wind Fish

 

[s4ad0w]

Granted: But now he eats you, forcing you to stay there for three days, all because you didn't go to Ninevah like God told you.

I wish there was a Gerudo -- sorry, "Pirate" -- mask in Majora's mask.
Second wish, I wish there was a strikeout code on this forum

 

[onebizarrekai]

(The wish you granted: O.O)

Granted, but all the pirates kill you for wearing it.