Corrupt a wish!

[Linknmike]

Jeez, why am I always stuck with the no wishers?

I wish that I had an always full cup of tasty, healthy, non-kill-me-y, non-hurt-me-in-any-way-y eggnog.

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, you now have a full cup of infinite eggnog permanently glued to your dominant hand.

I wish I had some stromboli.

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted. It eats you.
I wish I was real.

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, you're real for ten seconds.

I wish I could put down my eggnog.

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but you place it outside your Kingdom (the bathroom?)

I wish that Ganondorf and Gelwein are the same person (Gelweindorf).

 

[Atheistbigred]

granted but the combined form isn't stable so it explodes
i wish i could sell my Zune 80GB for $200

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but then the person you sell it to sells it to your next door neighbor for $1000.

I wish I could beat phantom ganon in OoT!

 

[Pen]

Granted, BUT you won't have a horse, so you won't be able to move.

I wish that I was the Deku Toad, from Twilight Princess....

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but you're not an amphibian and can't swim.

I wish that I will get an iPad for Christmas.

 

[Jedizora]

Granted, but it automaticly becomes a shuffle.
I wish more people would join the RP I created.(Don't you just love product placement?)

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but then they see how bad it sucks and immidatly quit. No offense.

I wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a fish that can wish for a bowl of pasta.​

 

[s4ad0w]

Ok... but that fish doesn't wish for any of the other fishes.

I Wish this wish could not be corrupted

 

[Link8150]

Granted...

But since I cannot corrupt it, my wish is that your wish can be corrupted.

 

[Pen]

That is done!! But now Link8150 has to corrupt s4ad0w's next wish....

I wish that Link8150 will corrupt s4ad0w's next wish....

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but it is corrupted in a way that hurts you. And yes, I know I've used that before.