Corrupt a wish!

[Apple of Wisdom]

Granted, but your life became a movie thats get slowed downed by a five year who only speeds up the good parts.

I wish my tablet would work....

 

[Ninten*]

Granted, but it kills you.

I wish that I has a warplane that could go into space and fire sonic/laser guns.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but you shoot a police plane by accident and get sent to jail.

I wish for some chocolate ice cream.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but it's gaseous (and you thought melted ice cream was bad).

I wish I had a DS so I could play Phantom Hourglass.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but it's a plain DS with no light and runs out of batteries in 5 minutes.

I wish for some cheese.

 

[Veely]

Granted but its rotten
I wish I wasnt such a ghost...

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted. You're a werewolf!

I wish for a piece of pumpkin pie.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you have to wait until Halloween.

I wish for a quarter with my face on it.

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but our currency is suddenly changed to rupees!

I wish I knew every ALT-code known by heart.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but the next time you get to the keyboard it explodes!

I wish I your keyboard didn't explode.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, now the keyboard comes to life and eats everyone.

I wish for a computer virus.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but now it spreads to you!

I wish you could divide by zero.

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, but this ruins the fabric of the space-time continuum, thus causing the universe to suddenly shift into another reality, where you don't exist.

I wish I had a newer computer.

 

[Tomoya-kun]

wish granted, but the night after you get it your internet connection gets cancelled forever!

I wish I had a giant cookie!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you eat it so fast you can't remember eating it.

I wish for a jellyfish.