Corrupt a wish!

[nano5896]

Granted, but it crashed your Wii plus your house

I wish I can fly

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but you get beaten up by a rough gang of bird people for 'crossing their turf'

I wish for a geinus anime pic for my avitar

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but you cosplay as that anime character and then you're killed by a mob of anime haters.

I wish I was a Rito.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you're a rito without wings, and Valoo flew away.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

 

[kokirion]

granted, you still have a whole week to live.

I wish I was very rich

 

[Veely]

Granted but robbers rob your million mansion and steal everything
I wish My cold would go away

 

[kokirion]

granted, but the docter still wants your money

I wish I am a king

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but Link has to go defeat you to end your reign of tyranny.

I wish for new a speaker system.

 

[Tomoya-kun]

Granted but it can only play at full blast causing you to go deaf.

I wish I could be in an anime. v.v

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted but you got too Pixle Lated

I wish For Zant to come Back to ZD

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, he comes back in one million years.

I wish I could visit Europe.

 

[Eduarda]

Granted, but while going there your plane crashed.

I wish that my sister (zelda_16) would come on ZD soon.

 

[Veely]

Granted but she comes on at night

I wish I had a better cell

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted then you get an new but you die

I wish for Blue toon Link was My boyfriend

 

[TheGreen]

Granted, but he's cheating on you.

I wish that the difference between a duck was both the same.