Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Wolf Sage]

Damn right we would.

How are U2 Day?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Why is all this water just lying on the ground!?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Because the Egyptians didn't need it.

Why is everything I think about always related to cheese?

 

[RawMeals]

Maybe you should ask cheese.

Why Do I find frozen pizza better than resturant pizza?

 

[Night Owl]

Because you have an awesome oven.

How do I become awesome?

 

[Wolf Sage]

You can't "become" awesome; it occurs naturally. You must be born awesome.

How many bones are there in this animal's foot?

 

[prince rallis]

IT'S OVER 9,000.

What was the last thread you posted on (excluding this one)

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

"The Thread that only Cool People are Allowed to Post In"

Does Nintendo really expect me to pay 30-ish dollars for a Pokemon game that's not even in color?

 

[prince rallis]

Yes.

Why was Pokemon Red and Blue black and white and Pokemon Black and White had color?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because you weren't playing Red and Blue with a Gameboy Color.

Why don't Creepers produce cookies when they explode?

 

[Kupsacker]

Because hurrrr durrrrr schmurrrrr.

Why don't weather balloons join the fencing club?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because they're busy enough with the skeet, curling, and poker club.

Did you know that if you try to type your password Zelda Dungeon will automatically censor it.

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See?

 

[Hylian Hobbit]

I do see, but I feel like my eyesight may leave me in the near future, from all the fairy dust I snort.

Why is it ok for Nerds on the box of Wonka Nerds to be naked, but if they were humans Wonka would've been sued years ago? :/

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because Homo Sapiens are a very hypocritical and prudish species when it comes to their own bodies.

Statement?

 

[DeathMountain]

This sentence is false.
What s the answer to number two