Happy birthday Hylian Hobbit. I hope all of The Shire came to your Hobbit Hole to celebrate this grand occasion, for now you are 18, and are free to journey the world on your own quest! See the elves, get piss drunk with the dwarves (oh, wait, not until you're 21) and go drop a ring in a volcano!
Oh I know, it's hard to get any kind of job. It took me a while when I first moved to Atlanta. Right now I'm still at Blockbuster. Nothing really amazing but it does leave me a lot of free time to waste on ZD during the day.