Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[amaterasu]

42. and that's all there is.

Why is Invader Zim awesome?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because the brains of smart people are wired to like Invader Zim.

How come Goron Link can carry a huge Powder Keg but can't use a tiny bomb or bombchu?

 

[EvilMag]

Because those are baby toys to him.

Why do chicks dig Giant Robots?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because you're not a giant robot.

Where are socks supposed to go?

 

[Zelway]

Socks aren't supposed to go anywhere, you're the one that has to bring them places.

Why is my cat running around non-stop?

 

[Luigidude64]

cuz birdies wont stop flying!

Why must Ghirahim be full of evil awsomeness?!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because that's just how the world works.

Is it true that rocking horse people who eat marshmellow pies live on Jupiter?

 

[gerudogirl]

i don't know, go check by yourself.

why am i insane?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because you and I share a brain and I am insane too.

If hats are living animals too then why don't they bleed when you cut them?

 

[zeldahuman]

Because a hat's blood is yarn.

Why can you run backwards faster than you can run forwards?

 

[amaterasu]

because that's the way the world works

why did i wake up at noon this morning, and instead of changing into normal clothes, i changed my clothes from yesterday that i fell asleep in and put on pajamas?

 

[Majoras ocarina]

because the moon fell and world went wierd

why do i like turtles

 

[Makar]

Because you ARE a turtle.

Why was I born?

 

[~Mizuki~]

Because ummm I pass

Why I am so bored

 

[Linknerd09]

Because Link took away your excitement.

Why am I a loser?