Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Firice da Vinci]

They come from that place, in that area, by that one thing, in the thingamabob.

How come I don't believe Nyan Cat is awesome?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because it isn't awesome at all.

Why wasn't I born a ninja?

 

[Myriadviper42]

Because you exist.

Could you type everything you want to say with your nose, please?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

No! I won't submit to peer pressure! *Types with belly button*

Why won't you leave me alone?

 

[Sarianae]

Because I want the cookie in your pocket.

What color is Link's hat?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Bread color.

What's 82 didided by 3?

 

[Sarianae]

Why, it's 39204didi83973892469287493didi8926479386784didi326478364832, naturally.

Where's your thumb?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

What thumbs? I'm an amphibian!

There's two roads in front of you, road A and... the one on the left. One leads to a sack of potatoes and the other leads to a Stalfos. Which Road will you take?

 

[Sarianae]

I choose road chocolate, the secret road you reach if you set a bombchu on the ceiling.

Why is today today, instead of being the tomorrow that it was yesterday? (whoops hope I didn't overdo that one ^^)

 

[Justeazy]

Because if it was yesterday's tomorrow then that would mean tomorrow would be The Day After Tomorrow and New York would become a frozen wasteland! :O



Why does C come after B?

 

[Myriadviper42]

Because W comes after A.
Why does the sun shine?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because there's a frog that lives in the Sun who's afraid of the dark so he never turns the lights off.

Do your friends worship your cat?

 

[~Mizuki~]

No I don't have a cat but I have a dog

Why is Blue Link my Avy

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because blue is the color of apples, your favorite automobile.

How did the fastest man in the world just lose a race against a turtle?

 

[~Mizuki~]

Because he saw a a Epic Nyan Cat ~

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