Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because I asked it.

How do you bake a cake without any cake mix?

 

[Justeazy]

You change the "c" to a "b".

If blue + yellow = green, yellow + red = orange, then why doesn't green + orange = yellow?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because green and orange are always provoked to violence when they're alone with yellow.

How does Google work?

 

[Myriadviper42]

It works by typing in the following: I am a stupid chicken nugget that only hears words that start with the letter X and end in Q.
Why do dogs say woof?

 

[Sarianae]

Because they think "woof" is the name of their owner.

How come when I sleep, my homework doesn't do itself for me?

 

[Fraxinus]

It has to sleep too, you know...

Why are capes so awesome when they randomly flap like crazy? xDDD

 

[Blendercat]

If you're a little masked blue ball, they'll become wings.

Why can't I get the Master Sword?

 

[Justeazy]

Because the Master Sword has to choose you.

Why can't the extend Stargate Universe to a third season?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because they're affraid of the number three.

Would hitting a dead person with a stick make him any more dead?

 

[Justeazy]

Only if they misspelled it and called it a dedku stick.

If a penny can land on heads and tails, what happened to "bodies"?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

"Bodies" is when the coin lands on it's side, but that doesn't happen often so people usually forget about it.

I wish everyone would be more environmentally friendly. Wait a minute, why did I just make a wish on the ask a stupid question thread?

 

[Justeazy]

Because you'd rather ask a question on the corrupt a wish thread... unless they can corrupt questions there too! D=

Why do you play so many forum games?

 

[Djinn]

Because the rest of the forums are slow right now.

What's that smell?

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

It's burnt sausage.

why do I want an Ocarina?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

To make it rain!

Why are I not good grammers?